Delia is on telly (snore ... zzzzzzzzz ) She doesn't make good telly. Bring back Gary Rhodes (fun) ... or Keith (good drinking pal) (being dead ... bit of a drawack) ... Gordon (fab and spunky) ......
Imagine you're staying in a country house. On Sunday morning, a surprise guest brings you a cup of tea in bed ... ... and locks the door You can go home the next day, and nobody will EVER know that...
So, to paraphrase the well known paradox ...
What happens if you are in a vehicle, travelling at the speed of light ...
... and you turn on the headlights?...
Facts are emerging about WBM's mystery absence. In the small hours of Sunday morning ... ... following a domestic argument (Mrs WBM accused waterboatman of spending too much time attending to his home...
This is going to be the jolliest movie of the year. Possibly even better than The Hannah Montana Movie. I can't wait for December 18th. Get the popcorn ready !!! http://www.sttriniansmovie.co.uk/...
I taxed my car this morning ... £405 !!
F#!@k me !
I could tax the MG more than twice for that.
Sorry, I was going to buy you all Christmas presents, but not now....
Knoxy update ... The Italian authorities are taking action against Knoxy's parents because they said Amanda had been badly treated. Who is running Italy? Is Mussolini still there? Imagine if the UK...
Once again, the Italian prosecutors in the Knoxy case demonstrate their absurd grasp of the "facts" Yesterday, the Prosecutor drew the jury's attention to "the contrast between"...