Okay, let's try a new thread. Eric Cantona ... on the "terraces" at Brighton, we sing rude, and jolly, songs about Crystal Palace fans. Eg ... to the tune of "Nick Nack Paddywack" ... P - A - L - A -...
Lords Saturday Sussex (the goodies) v Hampshire (the baddies) Well ... it needs a new outfit, doesn't it ? One has to look the part, LOL Well ... I think I might go shopping tomorrow, anyway But ......
Upon purchasing my Guardian today, I chanced to notice a horse named Bikini Babe. Having a good feeling about this horse I called in at my local bookmaker to avail myself of the facility of placing a...
Yes ... Jane died this week. Brenda Joyce? Original Tarzan movies with Johnny Weismuller? Brenda Joyce was Jane. Well, I thought I'd mention it. She seems to have been a bit overlooked. She was 92,...
I'm gonna drive you crazy The way I shake it baby Just bring your hip to my hip Don't trip when I whip you u-u-up Yes, it's ... Hot Hot Hot !!!! Love, Seagull
Is that the time? This is no time to be staggering home in the middle of the week. Better snatch some sleep, I suppose. Night, guys. There is only ONE seagull on this site ! Love, Seagull
The presenter on The One Show has just shown a postcard from "Fuerteventura, in Portugal" Is it just me? ... Or does anyone else think that Fuerteventura might be ... ... not in Portugal ???
As The One Show has just said ... "A social experiment that didn't work" "Awfully vulgar" And Debrett's does say (as best I can recall) that one should NEVER use fish knives. So, come on ... Who will...
For some time, I have been saying that I wanted to change my name to ... "seagull" Well, I finally tried to do it. And ... ... somebody has already registered the name. Well, I've never come across a...
A polar bear can smell a human ... ... wait for this ... ... 15 miles away !!!!!!!!!!!! That like from here to Hayward's Heath ... !!! (so it could probably smell me from here to Birmingham when I've...
Let me do this logically. Let me do this - without personally abusing each other - without reference to Amanda Knox being attractive - without discussing lipstick. Let me take you through each bit of...
I've just looked at Football League One. (yep ... quiet day at work) Until the matches start, the teams are placed alphabetically ... so Brighton are 2nd ... Yaaaayyyyyy. This may be our best placing...
Guys, please ... Is it true that you get a better shave if you haven't shaved for a day or two? Several guys have told me this ... ... but I don't understand how it works.
I need to know about Cricket. I've been invited to see Sussex v Hampshire on Saturday in the Final of something or other. Obviously, by lunchtime, I would be p!ssed, and I won't care ... but I ought...