Jayne's rugby analysis of the day. As I understand it ... O'Gara (outside half) is the key. But Wales are playing 3 fast Back Row Forwards. Stringer (scrum half) passes the ball to O'Gara ... and the...
Bisley. We have Europe's premier shooting school here in the South of England. But, for the 2012 Games, the Shooting has been awarded, not to Bisley, but ... ... wait for it ... ... to London !!!!!!...
... to test ride a Tiger. Got my Draggin' Jeans on, and I'm holding a rather nice helmet. Brrrrrrrrmmmmmmm !!!!!! Aww, poop, I forgot about work. Okay ... if anybody asks ... I'm out at an important...
Pile of poo. Grown actors dressing in silly clothes. They always put them on a Sunday afternoons because they know that nobody watches them. Dead waste of the licence fee.
On Sunday lunchtime, I had a Bl0ody Mary in a local pub. In the glass, was ... ... a stick of celery !! Was I meant to eat it ? Was the barman a secret Chelsea supporter ? In the end, I left it. Now,...
The 2010 Winter Olympics is in Vancouver. It will be fab. But then ... The preparation for the London 2012 Olympics is a bizarre shambles. The only thing equally bizarre or shambolic is Russia's...
So Harriet Harman says that the Government is going to boost the Economy by "Quantitative Easing" ... Duuhh ... Hellooo ??!! Are we stupid? Do we respond to being patronised? Just in case the full...
For anyone who had the good sense to put money on my netball tips this weekend ... Northern Thunder beat Glasgow Wildcats 52-35 Team Northumbria beat Celtic Dragons 61-35 Loughborough Lightning beat...
Word 2007 (pain in the bum ... don't know why I ever updated from 2003) How do you do that thing with Footers where you can show ... [name of document] page [1] of [12] ... please ? J x
Have you got any examples of fusses over nothing? For example ... In filling stations, you can't use a mobile phone, and the attendant switches off your pump if he sees you doing it. Okay ... Number...
Hardest question EVER ... !! Okay, here goes ... If you had a terrible, unfortunate congenital disability ... ... which would mean that ... (1) Any children of yours would have to forego their...
Now, you see, the Miss Marple books ... ... nice ladies, who are old childhood friends, sit in tea shops, or nice hotels ... ... and figure out who is the killer. The End. A bit more happens in the...
Where is Milton Keynes ? There's a production of "Waiting For Godot" on at the Milton Keynes Theatre until 9th May, with Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart. I'd love to see it, but ... Milton Keynes ?...
It says in Grazia (I know, I know ... I am doing some work, as well) ... ... that local celebrity of Brighton (well, "Hove Actually") has checked in for rehab. Poor Zoe. =0(
"gingerly" A truly horrible, awkward word; and one that I loathe. It is both an Adverb ... (She stepped gingerly onto the slippery pebbles) And an Adjective ... (She stepped onto the slippery pebbles...
If you have a copy of today's Grazia ...
Page 31, Jennifer Aniston ...
Fashion tip ... Jen - if you have the worst feet since Victoria Beckham, DON'T wear strappy sandals !!!