Any banter at the Bar has to have a mischievous element ... ... otherwise I'll wander off to the other end of the Bar and pour another round of snowballs for the Womens' Institute ladies.
Jackson Pollack's birthday. Jackson Pollack ... random splatters of paint? Does everyone know the story about the art critic from one of the papers who went to his studio? She looked at his work, and...
Today I walked past a building site, and ... ... none of the blokes leered or whistled at me. None of them! I felt really insulted. It was degrading as a woman to walk past a building site without a...
through the hoop ... get in there !!! My horses today ... 1.10 at Ludlow ... Soixante ... LOST 3.30 at Ludlow ... Aqualung ... WON @ 14/1 (!!!!!!!!!!) 2.05 at Kempton ... It's A Legend ... LOST 3.15...
omg, what has Kerry Katona done to her tits? She had a fab pair. I was quite jealous. Now they're all out of proportion, and scarred, and a weird shape. What has she done?
An open letter to all ABers ... Dear ABer, With the continued downturn in conventional investment opportunities, Jogger Holdings plc ("Jogger") has, for some time, been acquiring shares in AnswerBank....
Yesterday's results are ... Lingfield 1.25 ... Squad ... LOST 3.40 ... Lady Jane Digby ... LOST 4.15 ... Can Can Star ... WON @ 7/2 Cheltenham 1.30 ... Hennessy ... LOST 2.35 ... Snoopy Loopy ... LOST...
Okay, I'm heading round to Gorgeous Oriental's to get changed. We're all meeting up to have a few bubblies before we go to the Burns Night bash. I was torn between a mini kilt, or a little black...
... like me? If so, this will make your mouth water ... http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2136/2139333823 _a890607786.jpg?v=0 And this might make you feel a bit nauseous ......
An elephant poos half it's own bodyweight each week. A man's penis is 3 times the length of his thumb. Two twos are four. Most women will have finished reading this by now. Most men will still be...
... will be open from about 8.30 (cos I'm just going out to meet T1 for a bite to eat). Between now and then, if anyone would care to step in as guest barperson, you can carry on without me.
Feel free to get things off your chest, have a grumble, that sort of thing. Your attentive barmaid, Jayne, will provide a selection of sympathetic responses, including ... "Oh, I know ..." "Oh, you...
Okay, okay ... I couldn't resist it. As I missed this weekend, I backed a few horses today. And here are the results ... Hereford 1.20 ... Vibe (Lost) 1.50 ... Double Brandy (Lost) 2.20 ... Feels...
My lift will be here any minute, and I'll be away until late Sunday night. We're sneaking off for a girls' weekend skiing. We're flying to Milan later this morning, where we've rented one of those...
Despite the offer of a substantial pay rise, Kaka doesn't want to move from Milan to Manchester. No offence to anyone from Manchester, but ... ... well ... Duuhhh !!!