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Do you buy broken chocolate?

I just went out for a paper, and I bought a Dime bar. The first one I picked up was broken in two inside the wrapper ... ... so I put it back, and felt them all until I found an unbroken one. Then, I...
08:47 Wed 28th Apr 201013 answers, last by China Doll 10:20 Wed 28th Apr 2010
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Does CARRUST still come here?

ever ?
18:42 Tue 27th Apr 201019 answers, last by carrust 13:52 Thu 13th May 2010
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4 days to Las Vegas

Only 4 days until our very own Poker superstar ... redhelen ... ... takes Las Vegas by storm ... http://www.goodraise....008/06/girl_poker.jpg http://africa.a2zcasi.../Titan-Poker-Girl.jpg GO FOR IT,...
06:21 Tue 27th Apr 20105 answers, last by joggerjayne 08:44 Tue 27th Apr 2010
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Snart

It's when you sneeze so hard, and unexpectedly, that you fart. A snart. Next time it happens ... remember !...
20:39 Mon 26th Apr 201037 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:15 Mon 26th Apr 2010
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Going to the loo ...

Well, it made me laugh ... cos it's SO TRUE !!!! http://www.youtube.co...NkeTM&feature=channel...
19:13 Mon 26th Apr 20103 answers, last by joggerjayne 19:37 Mon 26th Apr 2010
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Eastenders tonight

Who wants to know what happens? They were discussing it on Talk Sport. If I tell you, it will save you having to sit through it. You can have half an hour of extra life ... with my compliments !! Now,...
16:17 Mon 26th Apr 201015 answers, last by lorri24601 19:19 Mon 26th Apr 2010
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drinks are on me . . . !

It's no good ... I can't hold out until 6.00pm It's too nice a day. Wine is called for !!!...
16:15 Mon 26th Apr 201049 answers, last by ChuckFickens 18:02 Mon 26th Apr 2010
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Bishop of Bruges ... that's alright then.

Bishop André Joseph Leonard, Bishop of Bruges, says he is "seeking forgiveness" for ... ... "sexually molesting a young boy". Ooooh ... you're seeking forgiveness? Well,...
20:38 Sun 25th Apr 201028 answers, last by sandyRoe 22:02 Sun 25th Apr 2010
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locate anyone by their mobile phone

This is great. Just type in the mobile number of anyone you know, and click "locate". It homes in by Google Map on where they are !! (assuming they are in the same place as their phone, of...
17:05 Thu 22nd Apr 201016 answers, last by haysi06 18:39 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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Real deal ... rubbish

Hi, I'm back. I just made the mistake of switching on the telly in the kitchen, and caught a bit of ... Dickinson's Real Deal. Isn't it embarrassing ! The dealers count out money in a ridiculous,...
15:52 Thu 22nd Apr 201011 answers, last by joggerjayne 16:36 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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popping in to the adult shop

Have just been booked in for a meeting in London tomorrow. A day in the stinky city. On the other hand, I get a chance to pop into the Harmony shop ... (the best adult shop outside of Brighton). Would...
12:53 Thu 22nd Apr 201080 answers, last by China Doll 13:59 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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RIP Juan Antonio

Juan Antonio Samaranch could be a bit of a t!t sometimes ... ... and he presided over some ludicrous decisions ... ... but he did dedicate his life to the Olympic movement and, for that, I respected...
12:23 Thu 22nd Apr 20102 answers, last by joggerjayne 12:28 Thu 22nd Apr 2010
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undercover cop joke

Paddy says to Mick ... I've been chatting to a girl online. She's funny, she's flirty. She's 15. Now it turns out she's an undercover cop. How cool is that at her age !...
18:14 Wed 21st Apr 20102 answers, last by dustypuss 19:10 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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men at parties

Men at parties are like parking spaces. If you arrive late, all the good ones are taken....
18:11 Wed 21st Apr 201020 answers, last by yogi-bear 18:53 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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8 quick questions. I wonder ...

1. Soup with a roll - - - buttered / not buttered ? 2. Orange juice - - - bits / smooth ? 3. Books - - - dog-ear / bookmark ? 4. Car radio - - - music / chat ? 5. In the shower - - - soap / gel ? 6....
13:05 Wed 21st Apr 201028 answers, last by ummmm 15:27 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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still here

Working a bit of a long one tonight.
02:51 Wed 21st Apr 20108 answers, last by NoMercy 04:53 Wed 21st Apr 2010
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Doctor Joke

I went to see that hunky new young doctor. I was a bit embarrassed at first, but he said ... "I'm a professional. I've seen it all before. Tell me what's the matter, and I'll help in any way I...
19:45 Tue 20th Apr 201019 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:03 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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film of dust ... ash cloud ?

For the past couple of mornings, my car has been covered with a film of dust. Is it from the ash cloud ??? Normally, my car only gets disgustingly dirty if I park it in London. Is this a boom time for...
12:42 Tue 20th Apr 201012 answers, last by joggerjayne 13:03 Tue 20th Apr 2010
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Ready For Beddee

Got my jarmie bottoms and baggy tee shirt on. Had my dinner. I'm ready for beddee !...
19:05 Mon 19th Apr 201019 answers, last by boxtops 19:27 Mon 19th Apr 2010
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joanna lumley ... annoying voice

I know this is very un-PC I know Joanna is a saint. I know she campaigned for all the little ghurka fellows. But ... the way she talks ... as though she's out of breath ... or having sex ... ... isn't...
17:24 Mon 19th Apr 201042 answers, last by tamborine 19:02 Mon 19th Apr 2010

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