Many years ago when my kids were young, there was a programme by Annette Mills on television called "Muffin the Mule"..i have been told that these days you can be jailed for 'muffin the...
Would you rather a friend told you what they were thinking even if it wasnt what you wanted to hear or would you rather they agreed with you all the time to keep you happy?
In a recent survey amongst women the male irish accent was voted the world's most sexy knocking the french off top spot for the first time in decades, do you agree? as a bloke i find the female irish...
For some reason only known to God... Our lawn has become SMOTHERED in clusters of mushrooms... I started off by just kicking them over... which only seems to have made it worse.. IS THIS HOW THEY...
Hi to all of you I' m totally knackered just returned from a fab weekend on the shores of loch long up there in Bonny Scotland , there were 10 of us, 5 couples and we have laughed all of the time, I...
A man is queuing at the 5 items or less checkout. The girl in front of him turns around and looks at his basket. He has a 4 pack of lager and an Indian meal for one. She smiles at him. He looks in her...
I just flicked over to Countdown, she's the guest "celeb", and there she is squawking away with I Could Have Danced All Night. She doesn't miss a trick, does she?
Did you see the lizards cracking beetles in there mouths and the Komodo Dragons eating a buffalo, made me feel quite hungry..........................How do you tell a Buffalo from a Bison ? You can...
Just had a chicken roast.....Now going for a walk along the cliff to walk it off.....What have you done today to keep your weight down?..Hi zzxxee, howya diddlin'? x