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Bloody Pikeys in Town!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Just come back from the pub where a group of about 10 pikey's took residence in a large corner. The landlord, God bless him, turned to me for support when they started getting drunk and a little bit...

annie0000

What would you do?

My husband parked his car at work last week as usual and when he finished work, there was a couple of scratches and dings on the passenger door that were definitely not there when he parked. He knows...

stewey

Wierd and wonderful allergies.

A lot of people nowadays like to claim that they have allergies and describe the symptoms in great dramatic detail. I think that I'm allergic to electricity! If I stick my fingers into a wall-socket I...

sleepy1

meet up

lets all meet up for a weekend ( dirty weekend no one wash ) lol all bring a tent and we will find a big field some where ............we can have a boxing ring who from ab would you like to share your...

peppy

What's your REAL first name ?

Lets all be honest shall we ? I'll start, mine is Diane x x

jammiedodger

Getting to know you.....

Hi iv been a member of Ab for sometime now but dont really know anyone and would love to get more involved in the 'goings on!!' so heres ur chance to introduce ur self to me....... please tell me 1 ur...

Doc Spock

unusual question

before the advent of sliced bread what exactly was the best thing?

Lonnie

MOD Oracle for May

Its in this section, because a lot of whats on it is in the news, Just thought some of you may like to scan and comment on some of the topics. http://www.modoracle.com:80/

whiffey

Guess what ?

Yes it's a toughie, but yes, actually, it is STILL raining. Not little icky cuddly drops, but huge conservatory-flooding glass-thwacking common-drenching deluges. It's getting so effing depressing,...

ruby27

How many AB posters with different user names can you spot as being the same person

I believe JtL and JohnLambert are the same Because aside from the shared initials they seem to come together when a post isn't doing too well in terms of hits and then become highly abusive of each...

johnlambert

Annoying things

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2 People who are willing...

johnlambert

Question for the ladies re men in uniform

A femail friend was interested in my career in the Army, so I was showing her some photo's I've had over the years, including some taken just days before I left, she remarked that she thought I looked...

AB Asks

Is Britain a good place to live in?

Drizzle, Clouds, long dark winter days, bad food, crowded trains, polluted cities, binge drinking, yobs?This seems to be many countries impression of Britain. But this is a great country to live in...

Gromit

Will you be signing the McDonald's petition?

The Oxford English Dictionary currently describes a McJob as "an unstimulating low-paid job with few prospects". Fast-food giant McDonald's has launched a petition to get the dictionary definition of...

unruliejulie

Men, bra sizes? good at guessing????

Gentlemen of the AB, if you were to go out and buy your good lady wife or girlfriend a new bra, would you know what size she was or would it be a good guess? Also do you know what dress size she is or...

Doc Spock

Too much violence

is there too much shown and is this a bad example. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7qmJc0lk9o&mod e=related&search=

Baby Jane

I have granted you three wishes

what would they be? You can have anything you want

sallycroc

is he married?

If a guy wears a ring on his right hand is he married?

THECORBYLOON

A connexion...................?

On Saturday afternoon, I said I'd speak to "Chib" McDuff about ma suspension. Following that conversation, the site crashed on the following day and to-day, I'm back. GAUN YIRSEL, McDUFF...

Joe_the_Lion

Vacuum Cleaner.

My Dyson has just blown up. Only had it a year or so!! It has to be fairly compatable with wooden flooring aswell as carpets and light (ish) as my cleaner is quite old. Any ideas, because as clever as...

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