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johnny5
my mother sang to me
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Rubyrose
I would like to apologise if I offended you in anyway last night but I got really pi$$ed off because it seems that you always want to ruin my threads. You came in and started pi$$ing about.. (I don't...
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b13thy
i'll attempt to lighten the mood...so dinner today, should it be chicken of beef?
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aqeel
Just like to wish myself a happy birthday....  :-)
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whiffey
Is that ok with you, clean underwear on Thursdays
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B00
On a Friday night, and I'm nodding off.....I'm getting old :-{
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thebigchill
get your @rse in here boy!
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FatPantsRita
hi there...does anyone know of any film websites where they do chatrooms? im an acting student in Bath and would like to get on one..cheers in advance
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johnny5
ay up an ekky thump les get uz  monkey t'ang
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B00
Will someone come and do my housework then? I cant be bothered. Ta very much :-}
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thebigchill
I tied a piece of toast butter side up to the back of my cat and dropped her from a window?
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buttons
They have found water on mars -  look
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nedflanders
Andy Murray just won again!! Its Friday! My boss is on holiday today! Just thought Id share that with you all! Morning Everyone :-)
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johnny5
if a centipede a bucketful. how much can a precipice?
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johnny5
come along now get out your pits shake-a leg
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MargeB
Would it be possible to place one on the site?
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Smithy82
If I have come on here seeming as though I am moaning about everything I havent meant to, Just wanted to talk that's all. 
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buttons
If you take your first pets name and you mothers maiden name you get your porn star name - have a go  From now on in i wish only to be addressed as Lady Burton!
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Champagne
In honour of the girls out there on CB who have been treated badly by their men, I'd like to dedicate this thread to you. Please feel free to add your anti-men jokes.  :o)WHAT NOT TO SAY TO A...
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Champagne
What can I do to prevent it?

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