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thebigchill

Grrrrrrrr!

Parcelforce start ringing doorbells at 6:30am?? When did that happen??? So NICE of them

johnny5

ab hits all time high

its almost official* ab hits all time hiigh with more members now than ever before all thanks to us chatterbankers

elgroucho

the ab psychodelic cow

Is it just me or does the symbol in the top left of the screen (to the left of answerbank) look like the head of a psychodelic cow? It is tilted a bit, but I can definitely see a mouth, nose and...

johnny5

Is this the real life?

Is this just fantasy? Carry on.....

georgit79

Band auditions, 4.30pm today

Just a quick reminder all, that I will be holding open auditions (X-Factor stylee, although unfortunately Simon Cowell couldn't make it) for a new and exciting band called 'Georgina and the...

JoAnnMul

where do i start...!!!

Not so much of a Q more of an outburst...I've been doing a spot of gardening & kinda neglected my house hold duties but it was only for 3 days so why the ruddy hell does it look like its been...

pixi

Oi

If chatterbank is a family site how come on page 2 of cb there are adverts for live sex chat?

Champagne

I am having a very bad Monday.It took me 2 hours to get into work this morning (it usually takes me 35 minutes) and now I just can't seem to get myself motivated and I feel like jacking it all in. I...

kooky kitty

King Kong

Was he real? If so, how come that small jungle where he lived had enough bananas to keep him going all them years?

lozzzz

wheres my car?

my courtesy cars should have arrived at 20mins ago,has anyone seen it?

B00

Will someone

Please baby sit for 2 minutes for me whilst I nip outside for a quick ciggy?

johnny5

breakfast !!!

ok who's turn is it to cook breakfast ?and could you hurry up please i'm starving !

JoAnnMul

Annoying sayings or phases..!!

what sayings irritate you..? mine is "it was in the last place i looked" OF COURSE IT WAS WHY WOULD YOU LOOK ANYWHERE ELSE AFTER YOU FOUND IT...!!!ARGH !!!