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johnny.5

just been told that all the cows on the nearby farm might have bluetongue

I didn't even know they all had mobile phones

johnny.5

my son got really really scared after he swallowed some Lego

that was two days ago now He's starting to sh!t bricks

johnny.5

the doctor has given me some new steroids

but they have some bad side effects. I've grown an extra penis ! ............................................................ ............................. wait for it...

johnny.5

Are gasmen ?

allowed time off with the flu ?

johnny.5

how come old people can remember every detail of the war

but cant even remember their own PIN for the cash point ? I was standing out side nationwide at the cash machine when this little old lady asked if I would check her balance for her...

johnny.5

what comes next ?

in this sequence ?

johnny.5

Are English sausages the best ?

And Are German sausages the wurst ?

johnny.5

need to get this off my chest

I was walking through the town this afternoon when I came up to a sign on the pavement saying pavement ahead closed !

johnny.5

engine fuel starvation problem

I have a 2.2 litre turbo diesel automatic toyota estima 1993 and it is playing up mainly when braking going down hill or turning right probably worst when turning right . i've taken the tank off...