......when a spaceship landed on his garden. A huge jelly alien came wobbling towards him. Where have you come from? said the man. The Moon? No, said the alien. I've travelled non-stop for 15 million...
That was a good sleep, almost a near death experience. Odd dreams. Five semi naked beautiful women banging on my bedroom door. In the end I had to get up to let them out. Just had quick trip to...
I think I have an idea of how to approach the unclueds now, but I need some answers for the following, please ! Thanks in advance! ACROSS: 23 Land in Scotland picked up, not hard (4): EYED? 27 A long...
Rate this story, please. Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to introduce the best Turkish Van movie of all times, The Flea-Ridden And The Restless. Chichip is kidnapped by The Beaver before he has a...
Good morning everyone - well the rain has arrived, finally, and coming down very steadily, giving everything a lovely soaking, and boy does it need it !! Oh well, inside chores for me today, plus the...
Tuesday. Still confined to barracks. So can't report on the local wildlife, except the hedgehogs of course. five in the garden last night, all fed and watered. No idea what today will bring, something...
could the U.K. economy bounce back quicker than all the doom mongers predict ? a lot of people will have more money in their accounts after this lock down as they have not been able to spend it/waste...
Not only is Boris enjoying the PM's country retreat but also his bit on the side. So she hasn't breached government guidelines regarding staying home, saving lives etc etc ???...
Once again need your invaluable help to find the following towns and cities for these clues:- 1. A short cut 2.Used by detectives 3. Hope you like the biscuits from this city [thoughts are Lincoln or...
Monday. Quite pleasant outside. We didn't get the promised rain, so I'll have to do some watering methinks. Six hedgehogs have just been fed and watered. I put their food under the table, just in case...
By the way i ... -watch a little bit of anime(rarely), -i play a little bit of games (rarely), -i don't read mangas or comics, -i hate smoking(cuz it can kill you, even from those ads, regardless of...
So if you are tested, for example an NHS worker is tested he/she tests negative, so can go about his/her work, and then does pick up the virus, but doesn't realise they have it they go back home to...
Yes Sir, No sir Three bags full Sir? Was in my post office yesterday (posted about the post office experience last week). Got worse since. Now being asked *Why* I am visiting the Post office. What The Funicular has...