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johnny.5

could it of been yours ?

whilst out shopping last weekend i was caught short. for a number 2 so unfortunately i had to use the nearest public convienience . Whilst sitting there having a poo and reading the very halarious...
19:50 Thu 14th Aug 200819 answers, last by melshads 21:37 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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homerbart

clive hornby

anybody know what he died of
13:38 Thu 14th Aug 20085 answers, last by niceboy 20:25 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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G4GS

anagrams, work this one out

ah ma see i'm sh1t
12:16 Thu 14th Aug 200827 answers, last by legend758 18:36 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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bensmum

Morning all

Wake up then you lot! How's everyone doing on this lovely summery day? Actually it's cold and dark here so I'm staying put for as long as possible. :)
06:08 Thu 14th Aug 200824 answers, last by notSarah 09:36 Thu 14th Aug 2008
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joggerjayne

free sara3 ... N O W !!!

That doesn't mean you can have her for nothing. It means ... sara3 is in the DUNGEON and we want her back NOW. Come on Ed, don't be gwumpy ... Free sara3 Free sara3 Free sara3 Free sara3 Free sara3...
10:15 Tue 12th Aug 200810 answers, last by joggerjayne 22:03 Tue 12th Aug 2008
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Eve

Good Morning :)

How is everyone this morning? Raining hard in Manchester. Hope you all have a lovely day xxx
06:19 Tue 12th Aug 200823 answers, last by MiniN 09:24 Tue 12th Aug 2008
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joggerjayne

swimming, mens 4 x 100m relay

Best swimming finish you've ever seen ? By a mile.
19:21 Mon 11th Aug 20088 answers, last by BillySugger 20:14 Mon 11th Aug 2008
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aka pixi

Have you ever

stuck your tongue on a battery?
19:53 Mon 11th Aug 200837 answers, last by ELVIS68 00:26 Tue 12th Aug 2008
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legend758

did

did the croydon rusky fist the deviant?or was the deviant the giver rather than the taker ? answers on a tube of vaseline to : croydon rusky 2 grave from left croydon cemetery croydon , past the kebab...
19:03 Mon 11th Aug 200828 answers, last by helliebobs 21:13 Mon 11th Aug 2008
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puddicat

getting more flushes as we speak!

have said before about getting more flushes after i had a hysterectomy 2 years ago,its doing my box!!!
21:19 Thu 07th Aug 20084 answers, last by topogigo 14:18 Fri 08th Aug 2008
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bobtheturkey

can anyone help

i remember doing a crossword in the daily express newspaper around july 1988 while waiting on the train to rochdale, i was halfway through it when a man snatched my paper and ran into the lavatory...
21:14 Thu 07th Aug 200811 answers, last by sallybowles 08:09 Fri 08th Aug 2008
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Caribeing

Madonna at 50

Madonna is 50 on 16th August, recent photographs have shown her looking haggard, according to Liz Jones in todays Daily Mail she admits Madonna looks ill tired like a man in drag but has the cheek to...
21:03 Thu 07th Aug 200828 answers, last by Drisgirl 00:46 Fri 08th Aug 2008
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corylus

don't you just love the Olympic games

The Olympic games are wonderful, just watch all those athletes who've trained hard for 4 years, only to lose out in the heats or come 4th in the finals and 'just' miss out on a medal.
18:35 Thu 07th Aug 200825 answers, last by joggerjayne 21:11 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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sara3

are you looking........

better with age? I've just got my first reading glasses!! okay, so it's a sign of my maturity, but I think I look pretty hot in them, imho ;o) (if I did "lol" I'd type it now, but I don't)
19:37 Thu 07th Aug 200829 answers, last by helliebobs 21:02 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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Newsdesk

The Village Vicar, great news!

Father Bill has e-mailed saying he will be back shortly. He has finished the new temple in Tibet, which was officially opened last week by the Dalai Lama, having flown in from Monte Carlo for the...
20:28 Thu 07th Aug 200812 answers, last by Ethel 23:18 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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johnny.5

tripe

do any of you ever eat this stuff when i was young we were very poor and one of our weekly meals was tripe and onions or (leeks if they were cheap enough) i hated the stuff did any of you have to eat...
19:41 Thu 07th Aug 200834 answers, last by lankeela 23:35 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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hippyhoppy

Just had a phone call....

...from my ex who's on holiday with the kids and they're driving him mad!! How smug do I feel!! Welcome to my world!! LOL
19:58 Thu 07th Aug 20087 answers, last by sanden 07:50 Fri 08th Aug 2008
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buzybee

Olympic Games Opening Ceremony

will the opening ceremony be televised tomorrow? anyone know what channel/time?
19:30 Thu 07th Aug 20089 answers, last by Rtaxron 23:35 Thu 07th Aug 2008
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Roughquest

'Poop Freeze'

Has anyone else tried this ? It is supposed to freeze up your dogs loose motions, its a can of liquid nitrogen. I bought a can and can honestly say it was utter crap ! Anyone else found this stuff...
21:02 Wed 06th Aug 20089 answers, last by gt43 14:25 Sat 09th Aug 2008
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johnny.5

how do i find out how to

contact the AA ?
19:05 Thu 07th Aug 200816 answers, last by johnny.5 19:27 Thu 07th Aug 2008

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