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pastafreak
" Happy Birthday to you......happy birthday to you...."have lovely days each of you xxxxxxxxx
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Le Chat
I have just had a very upsetting experience. My car just broke down about 10 metres from the traffic lights, at the junction of a by pass. It stopped right in the middle of the road. I was with my son...
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Magyar
Help needed on last two please, clues lead to a TV programme (current or old). i) Draw snoring & get some wheels ii) Talk on phone & pull wool over his eyes Thanks
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joggerjayne
Night out with the girls tomorrow, so I'm off to beddy. x http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/1 0P/PO696~Woman-on-Bed-Posters.jpg
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julie2
best dog breed for children
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lendme4eggs
Has anything EGGciting or EGGceptional happened to you today?
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greenylegend
im away to bed goodnight andddddddddddddd thennnnnnnnnnnnnn????
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quizbuff
1. boastfully successful 2.a barking pet 3. gets the cobwebs 4 small cellar
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Fanriffic
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the Yellow Pages to find the phone number for 'Bear Removers'. He calls the number and the bear remover says he'll be there in 30...
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greenylegend
I see on the news in cornwall in redruth theyre starting acurfew on under 16 yearolds being in by 9 I saw on e15 yearold rollup smoking chav and his dad came out and said " i know folk need peace n...
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nikkimcd
Hi I'm going to a "fancy dress cocktail party" where the theme is the letter s (the hostess is called Sophie). Any ideas for costumes beginning with the letter s? thanks Nikki
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johnny.5
Said baby tern to mother tern can I have a brother ? said mother tern to baby tern of course you can because one good tern deserves another.
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eddiej
as the saying goes you get stitched like a kipper, does anyone out there actually know why or how you would stitch a kipper
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hau kola
Have a lovely day hun, lets hope the sun shines for you.xoxoxo
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888sally888
Lots of worries which means I am up drinking tea even before bensmum! Anyway, good morning all x
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Legendsgreen
will be number on e so should we all go out and kisss a girl? would we all like it? i know i would lol oooooh la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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brachiopod
Can we have a Confessional category? And can I start it off? Forgive me AB-Ed, for I have sinned. Forsaking my duty to Science, I have just posted in Body & Soul. I shall duly recite three Periodic...
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lil75
Logging off now peeps, so goodnight to you all! x
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pauliwauli2
For what I can dress up as? There is a dress up day at a music festival I'm going to, and I can't think of anything to dress as. Preferably something quite simple, I dont' want to have to spend loads...
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hau kola
Do you have a special name for your mans "part"? Ive always called Mr Kola`s Herbert. And when he wore a condom, it was Johnny Herbert.lol

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