If it's all the same to you, I won't be coming in to work. The voices told me to clean all the guns today.When I got up this morning, I took two Ex-Lax in addition to my Prozac. I can't get off the...
Jo just to let you know, 1. I didn't touch Elvis last night.Elvis breathes a sigh of relief 2. The real world? Much toooooooo scary 3. Jo, its a BIG secret where I went, but if you nudge me later I...
If you want to you can stick around cause its alright tonight She said --I will stay here, stay with you cause you're alright tonight And I, I hoped that things would turn Out my way cause she's...
I have bought this for my son to stop him kicking me off CB every night at midnight to play sims2 for the PC. The X box game has cost ?35 and I thought it would be worth it, but my son says it is...
My father got a child sponsor thing in the other day saying you can send an african to university for ?250 per year. So he's sending me to some University in Nairobi. And who said scot's are tight?
Talking to my neighbour earlier, she told me a funny story, instead of laughing, i was actually a whisker away from saying LOL, Oh god, where did my life go wrong?