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SLINKYKATE

abers poetry party

yogi bear flits through the wood at night long black coat and hair a fright singing songs with his guitar look'theres Joy,JJ and Mama bottles of plonk,gin and cider creepy crawlies theres a spider...
17:51 Thu 14th May 20099 answers, last by SLINKYKATE 20:17 Thu 14th May 2009
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yogi.bear

What is your favourite current or/and old school tune?

This is hot and new!! Ciara and the Trousersnake! .........hit the "HQ" button https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bx7cF8T4F44 :0)
14:11 Thu 14th May 20099 answers, last by elcee45 18:28 Thu 14th May 2009
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zzxxee

nobody wants to anser my posts today

how come are they that rubbish?
16:45 Thu 14th May 200911 answers, last by whifffey 17:11 Thu 14th May 2009
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McMouse

Is a "Swiss Army Wife"

a woman that can iron with one foot, cook a meal with her right hand, vacuum with her other foot and masturbate you with her left hand.
16:04 Thu 14th May 200918 answers, last by DEN53 17:33 Thu 14th May 2009
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poodicat

Do You Wash Your Hands When?

After you have been to the toilet?
16:19 Thu 14th May 200924 answers, last by legendisgod. 17:21 Thu 14th May 2009
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Steve.5

freeman of cities ?

Is it possible to be made a freeman of more than one city?
14:36 Thu 14th May 20094 answers, last by Steve.5 17:11 Thu 14th May 2009
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SLINKYKATE

opened my windows for fresh air

while i was sitting here concentrating on my one finger typing,a huuuuuuuge bloody fly skimmed by my face,the size of a helicopter,well the size of a queen bee,you seen any big ones?????????
14:32 Thu 14th May 20095 answers, last by albaqwerty 15:02 Thu 14th May 2009
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middkazsam

how is everyone feeling today?

how is everyone feeling today? i feel abit glum
14:34 Thu 14th May 200930 answers, last by zzxxee 17:09 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

Have you heard the one about....

eeerrr, perhaps not eh? LOL What has made you wish the ground would open and swallow you up, or made you cheeks flame with embarrassment ???
14:32 Thu 14th May 200914 answers, last by craft1948 15:21 Thu 14th May 2009
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fiona82

Allocation on arrival

Has anyone ever been on an allocation on arrival holiday? if so what are your experiences? Thanks
14:17 Thu 14th May 20099 answers, last by funnygirl 15:24 Thu 14th May 2009
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SLINKYKATE

where has everyone gone

come on you lot crawl out of bed,it's afternoon and hardly a soul on,what would you like me to do to get something going ???????
14:14 Thu 14th May 200920 answers, last by SLINKYKATE 14:44 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

Good Morning,,,

Hi everyone, slept on my little problem, and have laid it to rest, I'm just a geordie daft lass. who gets hurt when folk are nasty to one another,,,,but it is cruel world out there, so I have picked...
10:25 Thu 14th May 200945 answers, last by Joy11 13:32 Thu 14th May 2009
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MWB

Who wants to join me in a..................

ciggie?
11:59 Thu 14th May 200938 answers, last by zzxxee 16:24 Thu 14th May 2009
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Julnar

Elliott Morley's Mortgage Claim

Is this a genuine mistake or a blatant case of fraud that should be investigated by the police, even if he has now paid the money back? http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/8049096 .stm
11:19 Thu 14th May 200924 answers, last by jno 23:36 Thu 14th May 2009
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NoMercy

Your dreams

Last night I dreamt I was being whisked off to somewhere in the Greek Isles by private jet, and then taking a transfer by helicopter for the onward journey to the 5* hotel. My new boyfriend was...
10:58 Thu 14th May 200923 answers, last by Joy11 11:38 Thu 14th May 2009
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tiggerblue10

Good (late) morning

I've got some good news for those that know about my incident on the bus. My colleague is trying to get me a temporary parking permit for work so I won't have to get on the bus with nasty kids and...
10:42 Thu 14th May 200914 answers, last by yogi.bear 11:26 Thu 14th May 2009
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BilleeeeeeeS

Morning

I am a newbieeeeeeeeeeeee please be niceeeeeeeeeeee to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
08:17 Thu 14th May 200912 answers, last by BilleeeeeeeS 11:05 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

this is the ...old

me, back,,, got to be meek and mild and somewhat subservient,,,,sniff No future little gems from me, and will speak when spoken to incase my kids disown me. I shall refrain from being too Bold also...
18:18 Wed 13th May 2009128 answers, last by yogi.bear 23:46 Wed 13th May 2009
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CathyKennedy

Help needed with the whole MP3 malarkey

I'm writing an 80s quiz evening and clearly, what would an 80s night be without music? Trouble is, my technical know how stops at cds onto cassette tapes (oh the shame - and i'm only in my 30s) and I...
21:06 Wed 13th May 20093 answers, last by CathyKennedy 18:14 Thu 14th May 2009
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Joy11

another little gem!

Husband and wife Hubby gets 'I Love You' tattooed on his penis and goes home to show his wife. She says: 'There you go again, trying to put words in my mouth.' probs won't get away with this one,,,LOL
17:01 Wed 13th May 200980 answers, last by legendisgod. 22:39 Wed 13th May 2009

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