Ingredients:1 cup water 2 cups dried fruit 1 cup brown sugar1 cup sugar 1 tsp salt 8 oz nuts4 large eggs 1 tsp baking soda juice of 1 lemon1 bottle of whiskyMethod:Sample whisky to check its...
There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the...
I have just been asked by littlemissx on body and soul why are all my messages sleazy. Now what I was wondering are all my messages really sleazy.(getting para now lol NOT) Mr.T "a crazy fool"
Since I'm off this week and he's at school I'm having a pre-christmas sort out (without any help)! I've just taken 5 black bin liners to the tip. Nothing good or sentimental just loads of broken bits...
i posted this months ago, but now there's load more new shallow people on here i wanna see how shallow our swimming pool is........... you can either have world peace or perfect looks ....... what's...
Subject: THE WORLDS SHORTEST FAIRY TALE..............................................................................Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"The girl said, "NO!"And...
Good girls say "thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, "what's for breakfast?"Good girls never go after another girl's man...Bad girls go after him AND his brother.Good girls wear white...
My bf just phoned to tell me while he was shopping in tescos 2 familys were fighting, he said they were throwing tins & jars. There was about 14 people fighting & even the kids who he said...