Hi everyone Sorry about the old man's disablities! Its a cross i must bear when you pick an old fart! As a partner!! Is your partner any better then this old w**ker??
Now i know im drunk! Ive picked my lighter up twice and dropped it three times! N now i cant find it !! Anyone got a lite??? And where did i put my fags?
roast dinner will never b the same again. i was so fed up with the kids arguing over a chicken leg! Can i have a leg, can i have a leg!!! and so on!!! Your not gonna believe this today me and the...
Hey! We started off by arranging a holiday for me, OH, my mum and stepdad for a week abroad somewhere in september. My OHs mum then said she would like to go on holiday, so we invited her & my OHs...
Just went to the loo and theres a wee beige coloured jobby floating there. Now i klnow i never did it. So howd it get there? Any suggestions? "You may be the most stupid person on here.Did you know...
So come on, i wanna know who is responsible! I have just been shopping, i get to the till to pay and someone, God alone knows who, has only gone and filled my trolley up with things that shouldn't be...
Are you one of those people who can't leave the house or let anyone see them without your make-up on? They were showing you some tv stars on the news and to be honest some of them looked better...
.............................................. Your 4 year old asks you what sort of Dinosaur this is in the picture. When you say you dont know they reply with "but you must do mummy, when you was a...