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mudflap
Nice pants ?.
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pinkbabytots
Anybody got any ideas as to where I can send children clothes to where they will get some good use. Thanks
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kawa4
i been out hunting n gathering all day there was loads of provisions already in. but i still got no dinner ready. what do u think about that then.
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logic
soooo quiet on here has everybody been banned, ?
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mirela
what you do if u r really ****** off?
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kawa4
Hi everyone Sorry about the old man's disablities! Its a cross i must bear when you pick an old fart! As a partner!! Is your partner any better then this old w**ker??
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whiskeysheri
To start with, we need a couple of bouncers. Any offers? Once you're in, what are you drinking? Oh, and it's fancy dress... :)
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kawa4
Now i know im drunk! Ive picked my lighter up twice and dropped it three times! N now i cant find it !! Anyone got a lite??? And where did i put my fags?
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kawa4
roast dinner will never b the same again. i was so fed up with the kids arguing over a chicken leg! Can i have a leg, can i have a leg!!! and so on!!! Your not gonna believe this today me and the...
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pastafreak
for me,it is when automatic doors don't open quickly enough!
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wiggal
Hey! We started off by arranging a holiday for me, OH, my mum and stepdad for a week abroad somewhere in september. My OHs mum then said she would like to go on holiday, so we invited her & my OHs...
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~max~
Anyone needs supplies?
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kawa4
just in from work have u had a good day and what u been up 2
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i.am.legend
Just went to the loo and theres a wee beige coloured jobby floating there. Now i klnow i never did it. So howd it get there? Any suggestions? "You may be the most stupid person on here.Did you know...
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unrulyjulie
So come on, i wanna know who is responsible! I have just been shopping, i get to the till to pay and someone, God alone knows who, has only gone and filled my trolley up with things that shouldn't be...
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kawa4
every time my money goes in the misses handbag i never see it again. now thats magic
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bobtheturkey
has popped
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sandrajo
Are you one of those people who can't leave the house or let anyone see them without your make-up on? They were showing you some tv stars on the news and to be honest some of them looked better...
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unrulyjulie
.............................................. Your 4 year old asks you what sort of Dinosaur this is in the picture. When you say you dont know they reply with "but you must do mummy, when you was a...
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banjosister
change the record won't ya?

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