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Ken4155

Mis-Speaking

Why can't people - particularly MPs - just admit to getting a name wrong instead of claiming they 'mis-spoke'. Matt Hancock called Marcus Rashford 'Daniel Rashford' on tv. Then, by way of an apology,...
14:50 Wed 17th Jun 202019 answers, last by woofgang 19:19 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Cloverjo

Willie Thorne

https://news.sky.com/story/willie-thorne-snooker-star-dies-after-being-placed-in-induced-coma-in-spain-12008484 Just read that he has died. Only 66. He seemed such a lovely man....
09:24 Wed 17th Jun 202040 answers, last by piggynose 16:48 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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retrocop

No Looting,Rioting Or Wanton Damage

Obviously no death penalty in that particular state. :-( https://metro.co.uk/2016/10/02/teenager-killed-wwii-veteran-91-by-setting-him-on-fire-6166614/...
12:24 Wed 17th Jun 202064 answers, last by douglas9401 23:44 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Canary42

Old Graffiti Revisited

This article reminds me of what was written on schoolboy toilet walls in my youth, namely It's no good standing on the seat The crabs in here can jump three feet...
20:30 Tue 16th Jun 202017 answers, last by Gromit 11:30 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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tiggerblue10

Something To Think About....

.....on your next visit to the bathroom ;o) https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-53047819 Don't know about anyone else but I always put the lid down before flushing....
19:04 Tue 16th Jun 202033 answers, last by andy-hughes 22:34 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Bobnunton

Well The Past 12 Days And Nights

Have certainly been a learning curve.
22:48 Tue 16th Jun 202014 answers, last by jennyjoan 23:15 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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Canary42

A Groaner Before Bedtime

As a lock down job I decided to clean out my spice rack but found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme....
22:45 Tue 16th Jun 20208 answers, last by zebo 09:26 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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barnaclebill58

Why And When Did People Start Sentences With "So"

So it's rife regardless as to whether it is an opening gambit, a question or a reply. Mike "So John when is football restarting?". John "So that's something the PFA have been discussing today" Anne...
12:42 Tue 16th Jun 202045 answers, last by Vagus 16:51 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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Canary42

... (One For Ken Perhaps)

Sitting by the window of her convent, Sister Barbara opened a letter from home one evening. Inside the letter was £100 her parents had sent. Sister Barbara smiled at the gesture. As she read the...
10:58 Tue 16th Jun 20205 answers, last by Canary42 21:15 Tue 16th Jun 2020
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saintpeter48

Anthony Joshua, Don't Use 'White' Shops

As Tyson Fury has commented today. If Tyson had said that white people should not use black or Asian owned shops, there would be mass hysteria and he would've been hounded out of town. So how come AJ...
11:01 Tue 16th Jun 202071 answers, last by Deskdiary 08:57 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Vagus

Haircuts

Our very lovely hairdresser is fitting us both in for a much needed hair cut at 8am on 4th July, the first official day for hairdressers to open and we’ll be her first clients. It’ll save us both...
11:18 Tue 16th Jun 202042 answers, last by Old_Geezer 08:28 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Canary42

Duck

A duck was about to cross the road when a passing chicken stopped him and said, "Don't do it man, you will never hear the end of it"....
11:20 Mon 15th Jun 20209 answers, last by Ken4155 17:45 Mon 15th Jun 2020
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tamaris

I'm Gonna Be Arrested Shortly !

Apparently because there is tax to be paid under my name. A London number. Must be a scam lol....
12:50 Mon 15th Jun 202014 answers, last by tamaris 20:47 Mon 15th Jun 2020
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allenlondon

Black Man Saves White Thug

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/jun/14/blm-supporter-speaks-out-after-carrying-counter-protester-to-safety Why isn’t this BIG news? What’s the matter? Doesn’t it fit your stereotypes?...
07:01 Mon 15th Jun 2020226 answers, last by GenuineclAss 20:11 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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Blades_fan

Another Racist One For You

Charlie Drake, My Boomerang Won’t Come Back. He mentions the Aberrational Race, Quick call etiquette Police....
17:00 Sun 14th Jun 202023 answers, last by AZardoz 22:28 Tue 07th Jul 2020
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Deskdiary

Which Sport Are You Most Looking Forward To Returning?

I’m not a big football fan, I notionally follow Charlton because my dad was a big fan and that’s where I lived as a youngster, but for me it’s rugby. I’ve been a Saracens season ticket holder for more...
15:17 Sun 14th Jun 202033 answers, last by jno 20:09 Mon 15th Jun 2020
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Bobbisox1

What Will The People Commentating Do?

https://news.sky.com/story/premier-league-players-to-replace-names-with-black-lives-matter-on-shirts-for-first-12-games-of-restart-12005777 Willl they still have their own names on their shirts ?...
15:08 Sun 14th Jun 202025 answers, last by jourdain2 22:46 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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ToraToraTora

Another One Resisting Arrest, When Will They Learn?

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-53037953 Probably thought with Floydgate he could get away with anything. He stole a Tazer and tried to use it on the officer, he was shot, quite rightly, so...
10:06 Sun 14th Jun 202034 answers, last by Peter Pedant 22:35 Wed 17th Jun 2020
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LochNessMonster

For Fun Folks - Songs That Sum Up This Pandemic ?

Welcome Home - Peter and Lee We can drive (500 miles) - Proclaimers with Dominic Cummings...
10:18 Sun 14th Jun 202021 answers, last by tiggerblue10 15:18 Sun 14th Jun 2020
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ToraToraTora

Arrested For Daring To Have A White Lives Matter Banner.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wy3q-n3Kd1Y As suspected, any amount of BLM banners are allowed but a WLM? nope!...
10:13 Sun 14th Jun 202020 answers, last by naomi24 22:56 Sun 14th Jun 2020

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