French Piere the fighter pilot is with his lover.. He kisses her forehead, then her nose, then suddenly he pours red wine over her lips! (French accents) "Piere, Piere, what are you doing"?...
Doctor gives an eighty year old man a jar to give a sperm sample. A week later the old man returns to his surgery and hands the jar to the nurse. "Why is there no sperm in this jar?" the...