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perigra
Who's your favourite serial killer. Which one would you like to emulate??
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2shortplanks
My boss is quite straight laced, and as such I've had to become far less potty mouthed around him. My favourite Non-Swearing Swear words at the moment are Knickers and Nuts. Any suggestions to expand...
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Squeeeaky
I'm an old user coming back online. It helped me before and I need the help now. I'm a bit lonely and need a bit of a boost. Is it wrong to ask for help from strangers? Or old friends you let down?...
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knobbs
Or even not quite a palindrome but nearly like focus is do you know?
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stokemaveric
once superglued a ?2.00 coin on the table outside our local pub...it was hilarious watching people try to get it off...i have never laughed so much..................
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logic
just wondering if you could help with a problem I'm having with my inflatable doll Lucy, Every time i start bouncing on her her nose starts running, What could be wrong ?
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puddicat
Apparently there is a new vibrator that does what women ask it to do, it has nine functions from fast to slow, but no word yet if it will take the bins out!!!!
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knobbs
Now who in there right minds would fish for flys apart from J.R. hartly. And another thing why is fly tipping not allowed I am sure if a fly gives you good service then you would want to tip it. Feel...
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knobbs
Santa told me that xmas is cancelled this year. I cant believe that they have a section on here for xmas
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celeryman
Please name a group/band which has no vowel in its name,not counting the definite article proceeding the name.
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ethanryan
am i the only sad one or has anyone started shoppin. also me and the boys make our own christmas cards and worked out we have 72 to make do u think we should get started.my partner thinks im crazy. do...
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puddicat
Yep its that time again deciding on where we are going to have our christmas beano, anyway one suggestion was to hire the local hall rather than book a expensive dinner disco, so that if you wish to...
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-gem-
What is the question?
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johnny.5
e.o.i.u.a.
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knobbs
Without having a bath or a shower. I have not had one until yesterday for six weeks and boy do I smell a lot better now. Me leg has finally started to scab over and I now have the luxury of taking it...
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cazzz1975
and lemon meringue pie
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mightylegend
offfski soon for a nice lunch and a sit by the beach for an hour or so . will catch you all later and remember I AM THE MESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIAH
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iceypasta
i have his address c u next tuesday
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mightylegend
Whats crime like in the area where you live ? Stabbings , piuckpocketing etc ?
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THE-MESSIAH
Hey, great song, I love it. Just listen , you will love it too. Followed by 3 min Youtube song. Get my drift false messiah.

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