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some a**hole............

has smashed into my wifes car whilst we were having a pub lunch....i only brought it last week for her...how can people be so bl**dy nasty and not leave their details???

:)

If you had to make up a plot/theme right now

for a piece of creative writing, what would it be? Or if that's too vague to get your creative juices flowing - come up with a plot for the title of 'Nightmare World', I? had to do that for a piece of...

knobbsworth

I think

The second in command is taking his job to seriously today. I am of for a number one now

tonyav

bloke walks into a pub

and asks for a pint of anything except stella. barman asks, whats wrong with stella ?'' bloke says, '' i had 12 pints of stella last night and when i came round i was f@cking skint.'' barman says, ''...

knobbsworth

I like this one

Go take a peek at it very quick before it gets banned. http://www.theanswerbank.co.uk/Phrases-and-Say ings/Jokes/Question700363.html

tonyav

just moved to a new house

but f@ck me its a rough area. myra hindley is the avon lady, fred west is the gardener, louise woodward is the babysitter, harold shipman is my new gp, garry glitter runs the play group and the mcanns...

afcjan

sunday afternoon

right, just finished all my housework, made a lovely cuppa, dinner in the oven, and now I have some me time, what r u all talking about today.

Gourmander

Being popular.

Have you made loads of new friends on the Internet? I've got hundreds on here, Answerbank is the friendliest site I've ever visited. Facebook is my second favourite, everyone wants to be your friend,...

knobbsworth

Is it me

Or is CB playing up again I have just posted a question 5 mins ago and it came out way down the line as being posted at 13.21 and there was an answer by me on it that I put on mr veratis's post a...

Boom,Boom

errrr eh huh hu huh huh

i just stook a carrot up my @ss ah huh huh hh

knobbsworth

It has just started

To snow in basildon. Have any of you got any snow where you are?

Boom,Boom

fao knobby and no one else

no it isnt snowing in hong kong

knobbsworth

I can see

Clearly now the snow has gone. I can see all obstacles in my way. Its gonna be a bright.....bright... sunshiney day

Boom,Boom

fao whitebear the sexiest girl in leeds

oh i live in my own small bubble of a world and anything different must be not right. lol. you guys havent travelled, partied, actually ever have a flare for life apart from your fire mantle peice....

WhiteBear

fao: boom,boom

stop being an idiot please, just for once!

Bathsheba

Happy Birthday to tiggerblue!!

Happy Birthday sweetie!! Hope you have a great day xxxxx

Mr Veritas

Snow Report!

It's trying (half~heartedly) to snow here (near Hastings). We were due to go to Gatwick on Tuesday to meet someone off of a flight,I think that might be off. Is it snowing where you are?

knobbsworth

Is it

Snowing where you are then?

johnny.5

snow just starting here in warwickshire

Am I right ? I'm not wrong !

rabbitygirl

A thought please....

....a friend in his 50s died of cancer this morning. He lost his wife in 07 when an op went wrong. Their beloved son died of cancer in weeks at just 20. A devastated daughter is left to mourn... How...

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some a**hole............

If you had to make up a plot/theme right now

I think

bloke walks into a pub

I like this one

just moved to a new house

sunday afternoon

Being popular.

Is it me

errrr eh huh hu huh huh

It has just started

fao knobby and no one else

I can see

fao whitebear the sexiest girl in leeds

fao: boom,boom

Happy Birthday to tiggerblue!!

Snow Report!

Is it

snow just starting here in warwickshire

A thought please....

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