Called pedro (after me of course) has just passed away My god just how do I tell her and she was looking so forward to a chav's barbie with me and bounce when she got in from work tonight. Ferking...
Called pedro has just gone to the big ocean in the sky. My god she is is still at work, do I ring her up and tell her the bad news or break the news gently to her when she comes in over a glass of...
I was in the caribbean on me hornymoon. Now I am stuck here in the effing garden with bouncer making his effing gooey eyes at me and winking at me and talking to a load of effing weirdos on my effing...
following on from my one word answer thread I want a one word answer again but it must make up a story as each one word answer is posted. IE. I Went. To. The. etc etc if you see what I mean. The balls...
On this planet is a vietnamese dung beetle? Do you reckon we could live without them if they go extinct as I as just watching a programme on sky about them and it said they will become extinct in the...