New furniture delivered today. Van turns up containing miserable tw@t and thicko..........they have a whinge 'cos they have to put old furniture outside before attempting to bring new furniture...
Have you noticed that after "Good Morning early birds" that there are fewer and fewer posts? We have lost many good CBers over the months. Today there has been one post only on CB since early birds,...
A Welsh farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he...
OH but the camera adds 10lbs..... We've all heard this,but this is usually said by an overweight person looking back at a video of themselves or holiday snaps and the offending video has usually not...
get maintenance for my child off my ex, approx ?30 a month, IF I AM LUCKY, but he seems to think it is ok to buy him computer games, go the pics etc, rather than contribute to his upbringing of what...
Went today, got the tooth rebuilt & filled. Along with a titanium rod as one of the cusps had broken off. I am now truly CYBORG woman due to my ankle replacement & the above! Anyhoo, I still have some...
I did a CClean the other day...when I rebooted the first time I had to sign in again to Google and AB-I am usually always signed into AB,and my laptop was set to remember my google email addy and...
(a) Smack them in the gob (b) Walk away muttering muffled obscenities (c) Holding your hand up, and calmly stating "I do not agree with what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say...