I love you so much, For you I'd walk miles, Tho' you couldn't join me Cos it aggravates your piles. When you come home tomorrow Shall we head for the sack? Probably not Cos you've got a bad back....
I didn't draw the short straw: another friend met her to tell her. Once all the evidence was presented she accepted it and said the affair had been staring her in the face but she hadn't seen it. She...
Evening , freezing here , hope you're all in the warm . I've just put the washing machine on with my sons trousers in . He came rushing into the kitchen asking if his trousers were in the machine yet...
My fingers Smell of fish. I dont like fish knobbsworth well either tell your missus to go and have a f*cking wash,or simply just stop put your fingers up legs @rsehole in a eager attempt to please...
Lol at deirdres cooking skills as she plops a tin of grannys potato and leek soup into a tin. AFTER HES HAD A WEE BOWL OF SOME HOMEMADE STUFF AND A FEW DRINKYS WITH STEPHANIE BEACHAM. I KNOW WHO ID...
an hour ago cos she has spotting, she is 8 weeks, now i;'m in turmoil.....come on guys, cheer me up and tell me it's normal! i never had it tho : (((((((((((((((((
In the manchester evening news tonight is the following pregnant womenwith babies due on or after april 6th are being urged to start applying for a ?190.00 grant The one off paymentwhich is not means...