Whilst out walking, a Rotweiller (unmuzzled, but on an extendable lead) ran forward 20 metres and attacked my miniture daschund. Although I was right next to my dog it happened so fast that the...
Hormonal, upset, angry, sad, depressed, confused, pitiful!!! Ok I admit the first one pretty much covers it all lol but I am feeling in a right f*cked off tearful mood :o( I've just spend the day with...
1)what is your natural hair colour 2)for the girls-jeans or skirts 3)for the guys-shirts or polo's/ t's 4)how many telly's do you have 5)how many hours in front of the telly per day 6)how old were you...
Last night, a whole bunch of women came in, having arrived in a stretch limo. They were all dressed the same, with only slight variations, their hair was cut with that bob undercut thing and they all...
I had a powercut today for 6 hours an my freezer defrosted. When i calld insurance co they said I was not covered as I dont have 'power breakers' ?? On my main appliances! I didnt know that was...
I used to work with an ex policeman. Lovely chap he was. We got to talking one day about prison sentences. He believed that sentences should be in total, total isolation. He said for there to be no...
My teenage daughter saw a dress she liked reduced to ?33 on the Debenhams website. First thing this morning she went to Debenhams to try it on and buy it. The sales assistant refused to let her try it...
I just set my penis on fire and asked my nieghbour who I didnt speak to all last year to blow it out. I now have a charred chippolatta to take into 2009, I was gonna get vetted this year anyway!
Away to bed with a voddy n red bulll to watch tv and snuggler up. Cnny be arsed on here and forgot to get moby credit. So bed for me and ill catchya alll alter sometime. Merrry xmas Legggy