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AB Big Brother House

You are appointed this years producer of AB Big Brother, which 10 AB members would you choose to go into the house and why?
14:55 Fri 27th Jun 200857 answers, last by ~spaced~ 16:30 Fri 27th Jun 2008
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Don't step on the ducks

Three women die together in an accident and go to heaven. When they get there, St. Peter says, "We only have one rule here in heaven: don't step on the ducks!" So they enter heaven, and sure enough,...
13:20 Thu 26th Jun 20081 answer, last by funnygirl 13:31 Thu 26th Jun 2008
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I will never hear church bells ringing again without smiling..

Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather...
10:15 Thu 26th Jun 20082 answers, last by Lakitu 10:18 Thu 26th Jun 2008
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Please tell me it isn't true

OK, so last night I was in bed when BB was on, I was just on the cusp of sleep - y'know, still hearing the TV but not really taking it in - when one of the girls were giving their nominations..........
07:41 Wed 25th Jun 200851 answers, last by niceboy 23:27 Wed 25th Jun 2008
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Seized drugs

What do the police do with drugs that have been seized in a raid and the trial is finished?
14:23 Tue 24th Jun 200811 answers, last by RevFunk 15:56 Wed 25th Jun 2008
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The Confessional

A man enters the confessional and says 'Bless me father for I have sinned, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Fannie Green every week for the last month.' The priest...
12:23 Tue 24th Jun 20081 answer, last by ChuckFickens 12:27 Tue 24th Jun 2008
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Posh Peggy

A wealthy playboy met a beautiful young girl named Peggy in a exclusive lounge. He took her to his lavish apartment when he soon discovered she was not a tramp, but was well groomed and apparently...
14:18 Mon 23rd Jun 2008
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I can't be bothered........

Reading through todays posts. Everyone had a nice day?
22:30 Sat 21st Jun 2008148 answers, last by Lakitu 01:13 Sun 22nd Jun 2008
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Sean Craig

Was born at 16:18 and weighed 7lbs 12 oz a very proud and tearful auntie
17:42 Fri 20th Jun 200831 answers, last by hippyhoppy 20:45 Sat 21st Jun 2008
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Frostwire.....

I installed Frostwire a few days ago. The next day, I went to open it up, I couldn't find it on my laptop, either shortcut or otherwise. I had assumed I had deleted by mistake because I had gone into...
12:46 Fri 20th Jun 20082 answers, last by Lakitu 13:34 Fri 20th Jun 2008
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Brian the hen

Brian came home from the pub late one Friday evening stinking drunk, as he often did, and crept into bed beside his wife who was already asleep. He gave her a peck on the cheek and fell asleep. When...
10:34 Fri 20th Jun 20083 answers, last by BillySugger 15:09 Fri 20th Jun 2008
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Very Tommy Cooper

Batman came up to me and he hit me over the head with a vase and he went T'PAU! I said "Don't you mean KAPOW?? He said "No, I've got china in my hand." I'm so lazy I've got a smoke alarm with a snooze...
08:58 Fri 20th Jun 20084 answers, last by Janbuck 22:52 Thu 26th Jun 2008
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She's having a baby!

They're in hospital now! I'll be an auntie in the next few hours!! excited
17:27 Thu 19th Jun 200895 answers, last by Lakitu 22:36 Thu 19th Jun 2008
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Alex has spoken......

It's public perception that counts y'know. So there! eyeroll
22:15 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Married Life

Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men....that night all three will wear a leather bodice S&M style, stilettos and...
13:51 Wed 18th Jun 20087 answers, last by Lakitu 14:16 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Induced

What would happen if a baby didn't come on it's due date and the mother was never induced? Would there be health repercussions for both mother and child?
08:26 Wed 18th Jun 200826 answers, last by Lakitu 10:54 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Happy 40th Birthday Daffy654

Hope you have a good one! :) xx
08:03 Wed 18th Jun 200825 answers, last by bensmum 18:50 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Mario

I've just realised who Mario looks like! Buzz Lightyear! It's been bugging me for ages LOL
22:46 Mon 16th Jun 200824 answers, last by tinkertontom 11:27 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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Do you like this splashback?

Here is the kitchen I am about to get fitted: http://www.diy.com/diy/jsp/content/new_range/k itchens/images/flugano.jpg Now, do you think I should go for the pink splashback or not? I do like it, but...
21:22 Mon 16th Jun 200819 answers, last by Lakitu 10:11 Fri 20th Jun 2008

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