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1.Free everything? 2.No more wars? 3.Peace on Earth to everybody? 4.Finding out that aliens really exist. (just thrown this one in to confuse you.) 5.Free vodka for everybody. 6. Free cake for...
Billy Mitchell standing outside Beale's plaice. The cop come up to him and said "William Mitchell I am arresting you on suspicion of being in possession of stolen cods" Oh for Gods sake...
I awoke at 3:30 in a cold sweat this morning because I heard a woman call my name, it wasn't my wife who was fast asleep beside me. It kind of freaked me out as this has never happened to me before,...
Bert says to Ethel: "Try my trousers on." Ethel says to Bert "I can't do that they are far too big." Bert replies "Exactly. Always remember I wear the trousers in this house...