Gather round everyone, we need to be ready with a toast for Boxtop who is about to post her 50,000th answer.
Unless she's made it already.....................
Himself went out last night (no problems with that, he works hard and probably hasn't been out for about a year). However, he lost his keys and tried to get me to wake up to let him in my throwing...
A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen shaking frantically, almost in a dancing frenzy, with some kind of wire running from his waist towards the electric kettle. Intending to jolt him...
Smoklin can blirr yir vislon ind mlake youl implontent and spelz improperly innit But booze is good and can enlighten your brain and make you read and spell properlly. So just say no to fags and yes...
1.Free everything? 2.No more wars? 3.Peace on Earth to everybody? 4.Finding out that aliens really exist. (just thrown this one in to confuse you.) 5.Free vodka for everybody. 6. Free cake for...
I have an online friend.We text and email regularly, and Ive phoned her a few times (she's never phoned me). She suffered a bereavement and went though a hard time with online adult bullying. We...
My boyfriend is 40 years younger than me, he wants to marry me, we have been together for almost 2 years, I'm really flattered that a younger man loves me, he is only 27 and I am 67! my family nor his...
I awoke at 3:30 in a cold sweat this morning because I heard a woman call my name, it wasn't my wife who was fast asleep beside me. It kind of freaked me out as this has never happened to me before,...
http://www.dailymail....gh-boots-The-Ivy.html Why would anyone dress like a hooker for lunch especially when she has a weird figure anyway? If the burka was invented for anyone then it should be for...