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Old Seadog

An old man walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender notices the guy's head is the size of a cue ball. "I got to ask, sir," says the bartender. "What happened?" The old guy sighs and tells...
14:11 Fri 07th Feb 20142 answers, last by berniecuddles 15:50 Fri 07th Feb 2014
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Irishman Goes For A Job

but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little maths test. Here is your first question, the foreman said. "Without using numbers, represent the number 9." "Without numbers?" The Irishman...
17:58 Wed 29th Jan 20145 answers, last by DaisyNonna 23:28 Wed 29th Jan 2014
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Help Re Making On Online Claim

I know there is a process for making a claim online, but not sure whether this would be relevant in my case. I bought a dog from a breeder on 'breeding terms' and signed a contract to say that I paid...
11:41 Mon 20th Jan 20147 answers, last by lankeela 12:24 Tue 21st Jan 2014
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Privately Owned Or Council

Is there any way of finding out if a property is privately owned or is a housing association/council house?
14:52 Wed 15th Jan 20149 answers, last by murraymints 16:56 Wed 15th Jan 2014
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Avast Virus Protection

I use the free Avast and every time I try to get onto one of my regular websites that I have been visiting every day for years it now tells me it is unavailable due to a virus being detected. Other...
11:33 Sat 11th Jan 20145 answers, last by galeck1947 04:30 Mon 13th Jan 2014
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Starter Motor?

The past couple of mornings when starting my transit there has been nothing there when I first turn the key, as though the battery was flat. Turn it a couple more times and there is a clattering sound...
01:50 Sun 05th Jan 20147 answers, last by stocksman 17:50 Sun 05th Jan 2014
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Fao Fredpuli

I asked around and have found 2 x two week old parti-colour dog puppies - one blue roan and one orange roan. If I get notified of any bitch puppies I will let you know or you can contact me via email...
18:14 Mon 30th Dec 201313 answers, last by FredPuli43 06:08 Tue 07th Jan 2014
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Yes I Know There's An Adverts Category

but this isn't directly about the content of adverts, just a rant about how many ad breaks there have been over the Christmas programmes. Seems more than ever before and on for longer....
23:04 Thu 26th Dec 20135 answers, last by Jeza 23:23 Thu 26th Dec 2013
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The Meaning Of Christmas?

I was gobsmacked this morning when a reporter on the BBC News was in Bethlehem, talking about all the tourists starting to arrive in Manger Square 'some of them wearing Santa hats'!...
18:14 Tue 24th Dec 20131 answer, last by jake-the-peg 18:21 Tue 24th Dec 2013
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I've Got A Nokia Lumia 800

How on earth do I get the photos I have taken on it to my computer - either facebook or email? I have managed to get a Skydrive account on my computer, but no idea how to get photos from my phone to...
13:30 Wed 18th Dec 201327 answers, last by RATTER15 23:55 Wed 18th Dec 2013
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Simon Barlow

Anyone else think that he looks like Bruno Mars' lovechild?
23:07 Fri 29th Nov 20137 answers, last by viv38 13:12 Sat 30th Nov 2013
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Raisins, Grapes Etc

Following a recent discussion on raisins and grapes being poisonous to dogs, this sad tale was on facebook today on a Staffie Rescue group - the dog was a healthy large female Staffy. ". It is with...
16:15 Wed 27th Nov 20135 answers, last by anneasquith 20:24 Wed 27th Nov 2013
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My Dad

Little David was in his class when the teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up; fireman, policeman, salesman, etc. David was being...
12:14 Wed 20th Nov 20133 answers, last by weecalf 18:24 Sat 23rd Nov 2013
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Cinderella

Cinderella is now 95 years old. After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, she happily sits upon her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat named Bob for...
11:24 Mon 18th Nov 20138 answers, last by starone 19:44 Tue 19th Nov 2013
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The Ab Show Team

Have been in action this weekend! I went to a Collie show today with a friend and met up with Jules who was showing her Rough Collies. At the same time Thugulike has been over to Belgium to two...
23:17 Sun 17th Nov 20137 answers, last by thugulike 17:35 Thu 21st Nov 2013
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Happy Birthday To Me!

I have been a member of Answerbank 8 years today!...
11:15 Wed 13th Nov 201315 answers, last by Caran 00:15 Thu 14th Nov 2013
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Two Questions For The Price Of One

M & S ad - is the man in this that posh bloke who was in the jungle? Who is singing on the terrible Morrisons ad - sounds like Michael Ball....
22:47 Tue 12th Nov 20135 answers, last by Jayne-123 11:37 Sun 24th Nov 2013
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Co-Op Bank

Don't suppose we will get any sort of payout if they are taken over?
23:01 Thu 07th Nov 20134 answers, last by johnny37 21:25 Sat 09th Nov 2013
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Need To Be Up Early Tomorrow

and I use my phone as an alarm. Problem is, I don't know if it changes the time automatically or if I have to change it! Its a Nokia smart phone thingy.
21:21 Sat 26th Oct 20131 answer, last by pixie373 21:22 Sat 26th Oct 2013
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Oh My Days

Have heard this said a lot on TV lately, first heard it on an advert about a year or so ago but didn't recognise it as an actual saying. Where did it come from?
22:27 Thu 24th Oct 201320 answers, last by silliemillie 18:37 Fri 25th Oct 2013

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