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carrust

Shell suit...

A lorry load of tortoises has collided with a truck load of terrapins.......It's a turtle disaster......

naomi24

Do you ever do anything really daft?

I almost put a dishwasher tablet in the washing machine yesterday. Realised just in time.

erin-x

Urghhhh.....

Why do some people expect you to work miracles?! I love my mate dearly but she is expecting me to cut her graded unit word count in half!!! It's fecking impossible :| I can't wait for college to...

silliemillie

Where has Big Mo gone?

Dont remember seeing her for ages. I thought she lived in the pub after renting her council house out to the Moons but she never seems to be around with Alfie, Jean & the others. Has any...

Smowball

The furniture ad with the two women...

Cant remember the company, but it has got to be the most annoying advert at the moment. Woman and her best friend always watching tv, trying to eat peas and she keeps missing her mouth. Soooooo...

erin-x

Million Pound Drop Was Wrong...

Was anyone else watching it when Davina said the Max Factor died in 2004? I'm sure that's what she said. If I heard correctly she couldn't have been more wrong! I don't even know where they could have...

mojay

the missing hour

Does that mean it's bed time now ?

Smowball

Reality quiz - be honest!

Ok guys, here goes: 1. Have you ever been arrested? - 2 points 2.Have you ever been breathalysed? - 2 points 3. Have you ever been fingerprinted? - 2 points 4. Have you ever been in a police station?...

annadomino

Nice words

Can we have a thread for nice words? I have already head campanologist, what would you add?...

erin-x

Not Renewing Car Insurance...

I got my renewal letter for my car insurance today but I can get it cheaper elsewhere. Can I phone them up just now to cancel the renewal (which is automatic) or do I have to wait for the day before...

MASS1961

I Feel Complete Now........

I've finally got an avatar! I'm not very techy so was jumping around when Huh? finally appeared. Took less than an hour ha, next time will be quicker!...

albaqwerty

Women changing flat tyres

just to balance the question from yesterday. Yes I can unless the garage-man has squished my jack-point (shurrup pieface) And whilst I'm bragging, I can also change the oil in the infernal vehicle....

mrsmaveric

hi to you all....

anything exiting happened to you today???

lardhelmet

Why are some words printing in a different colour and underlined? Is the...

...creator of the question doing it or is it an Answerbank whizzy thing?

ClinkatyClank

Why do Filipina women always go for Middle age White men?

So common - whats the deal ?

vetuste_ennemi

Can you recommend a tin opener which works well and will last?

There are some things which never work properly, or, if they do, work well for only a short time. And it doesn't seem to make any difference how much you pay for them. Can openers is my current gripe....

wolf63

What do you buy the cat who has everything?

My two feline thugs are seven this year - 29 June if my brother happens to be reading and needs to know when to send a present. Do you think that they would like one of these to play with?...