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Sex Therapist

An elderly couple in their seventies walk into a An elderly couple in their seventies walk into a sex therapist's office. The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?' The man says, 'Will you watch us...
20:33 Thu 02nd Oct 20083 answers, last by sleepyj 14:40 Sun 05th Oct 2008
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Drunk

A woman's husband comes home drunk every night and she always yells at him before going to bed alone. One day she decides to try some reverse psychology. When her husband staggers in that night, she's...
23:48 Tue 30th Sep 2008
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iq test

Here's a one-question IQ Test to help you decide how you should spend the rest of your day...... There is a mute who wants to buy a toothbrush. By imitating the action of brushing one's teeth, he...
23:45 Tue 30th Sep 20085 answers, last by wonkon-wonk 09:24 Wed 01st Oct 2008
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I've got the answer

Financial Avice in these dark times. If you had purchased ?1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth ?4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your ?1000 would have been worth ?16.50,...
14:34 Fri 19th Sep 2008
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Lamb Or Chicken?

With all this talk of genetically modified food I always read the label before buying lamb wings.
23:49 Thu 18th Sep 20081 answer, last by Lord Unstone 17:35 Fri 19th Sep 2008
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How tall are you?

According to the papers 1.72m people were out of work last month. Terrible isn't it? I'd have thought discrimination on grounds of your height was illegal.
23:45 Thu 18th Sep 20082 answers, last by another-view 13:26 Fri 19th Sep 2008
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Guinness Book of World Records

According to the Guinness Book of World Records, the oldest recorded mother is a 66 year old Romanian woman. My mother is 74. Top that!
23:32 Sat 13th Sep 20083 answers, last by Oh-No-NoKnow 23:41 Sat 13th Sep 2008
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An apple a day

There's an old saying: An apple a day keeps the doctors away. But nowadays most doctors seem to be Muslim so I find that bacon is far more effective.
23:30 Sat 13th Sep 20082 answers, last by Leight0n 11:03 Mon 15th Sep 2008
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Alzhiemers

I was in the shopping centre this morning, when a man approached me collecting for Alzhiemers I said " I've already given - don't you remember?"
23:29 Sat 13th Sep 2008
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Exams

A student comes to a young professor's office. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair,...
23:53 Thu 11th Sep 20081 answer, last by JonnyBoy12 20:25 Fri 12th Sep 2008
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Pies

I went to the butchers today. I said "how much are your pies?" He said 2 for "?1.50". I said "how much for one?" He said "?1." I said "i'll have the other one!!"
23:51 Thu 11th Sep 20081 answer, last by nickmk 18:00 Tue 18th Nov 2008
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Playboy

Playboy have brought out a new magazine just for married men. It has the same pictures in it month after month after month.......
21:21 Thu 11th Sep 2008
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stock exchange

I had a stroke of luck on the stock exchange yesterday. I managed to swap three oxo cubes for a jar of bovril.
21:11 Thu 11th Sep 20084 answers, last by Oh-No-NoKnow 18:57 Mon 15th Sep 2008
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police

I was round Liverpool with my mate the other day when some scousers started squaring up to us. "Pretend we're the police," my mate whispered to me. They kicked the **** out of me before I even got to...
22:23 Wed 10th Sep 20083 answers, last by Leachy10 20:54 Thu 11th Sep 2008
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War on Terror

The anniversary tomorrow of course is of the hunt for Osama Bin Laden. Seven years we've been searching for him, and still no sign of him. Then again, after seven years you can have a missing person...
22:21 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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Hadron Collider

Scientists at CERN today switched on the Large Hadron Collider, and claim there is no chance the world will end from the black holes they create. I don't trust them. CERN stands for European Nuclear...
22:18 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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Amir Khan

Amir Kham proved muslims dont drink, he didnt get a round in on Saturday
23:18 Tue 09th Sep 20082 answers, last by Unsureme 19:08 Wed 10th Sep 2008
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Inner peace

Some doctor on television this morning said that the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started. So I looked around my house to see things I'd started and hadn't finished...
22:34 Tue 15th Jul 20081 answer, last by catcuddler 11:06 Sat 06th Sep 2008
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P60 Rules

It is 3 months since the end of the tax year (5th April) I have not recieved a P60. Is there a time limit as to when it should be issued?
22:12 Sat 05th Jul 20082 answers, last by buildersmate 07:30 Sun 06th Jul 2008
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A miracle

One morning a man comes into church on crutches. He stops in front of the holy water and splashes some of it on both of his legs, then throws away his crutches. An altar boy witnessed the episode and...
23:35 Thu 24th Apr 20083 answers, last by squarebear 15:47 Fri 25th Apr 2008

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