to my bed. sod what the night nurse leaflet thing says(take day nurse and night nurse 4hr appart) im taking the ruddy thing and hoping it doesnt ruddy kill me. night night all.
Im off outside to sit in the sun until it sets in an hour.Ive got a cornetto and im gonna sit on a chair outside the shop.Anyone want to join me?Cornettos are my treat.
your best ever supermarket when you go shopping 1asda 2 tescos 3 somerfields 4 aldi 5 nettos 6 safeways 7 co-op 8 morrisons 9 iceland mine is asda and iceland xx
Northwards housing have stumped up cash to provide a playground in Blackley Manchester for.............. the over 60s! I think it's a very good idea, promoting exercise for the elderley!...
My youngest son has just been offered a final interview for the job of a traffc warden. What should I do? How will I live with the shame!!!!!!!!!????????
I texted mrs Zacs to say 'do we need to do the dreaded 'S' word tonight' She's just texted back saying oooh how romantic, I'll wear my new Christmas outfit wink wink. I meant Shopping. How do I get...
Do you like asparagus? Hacve yuo ever had to use crutches? Ever been in new york city and walked through hells kitchen? If youre at work are you Happy To Help ?Or do you find your job tedious and a...
A guy was talking in the bar other night.He was querying the fact that women are called slags but blokes arent.His thoughts were that it wasnt right.I quite agree with him.He then said something that...
The more you read the more bizarre and surreal it gets.After reading about the baby in the microwave trial i saw on the righthand column a story about maxine carr .Yes the same woman who lied to...
I'm hoping to book a 3-4 day break... can anyone recommend somewhere that isn't too far from Blighty although due to the trip only being 3-4 days I don't want a really long flight. Love sally x
What price do some people put on the life of a child?Whats more important to them ? Would you value playing x box games more than the life of a 17 month old baby?...
After numerous emails its back again .One answer per post.And try to be original .Some folk on here are saying H T H has got predictable.Lets try to prove them wrong? HAVENT THE HEART
TONIGHT ON ANSWERBANK IVE READ SOME SICK AND TWISTED POSTINGS FROM WHIFFY AND MYRIAD 2112.To mock the disabled issurely the lowest anyone can stoop.Even lower when you consider one of the abusers...
I got drunk last night and managed to talk my girlfriend into staying with me. I then showed her the hanging brain and she told me that it looks like a really old man with a double chin. is this...
Ever bought a duran duran record? Did you go to a pop festival last year ? If so where was it ? Do you consider charity to be important ? Bob geldof love him or hate him '