For a lady it is simple, walk up behind him, stick your hand down his trousers and grab his dick. For men it is more complicated, there is a higher risk of arrest, but is there something broadly...
Do you give a flying fig who johnboy 999 is ? Do you have a bottle of bubbly for drinking at midnight? Are you looking forward to next year ? Should whiffy , john909 and wardy all be put in a big...
He keeps on asking us all to show a picture of ourselfs on here and I just did in me last post. And he has just chocked on his russel sprouts at it. Hey whiff my man you cant have it both ways can you...
Should I or shouldn't I click on the link? I have read all your comments and although I am intrigued I don't think I really need to see what I suspect may be on view . I am of a rather delicate...
I am now wearing a very attractive multi-coloured, stripey PJ bottoms and a black vest top combination with a shawl to keep me warm. What sexy outfits are you all wearing? Does anyone else dress up to...
This is for the attention of Legend. I have been back tracking and read my last post. I wish to apologise for the remark about Iceland not being in Tenerife!! :) I hope you accept my apologies and...
how IS everyone ??...hangovers receding and dodgy tummys settling down I hope. We don't want anything to upset the air of friendship and new beginnings on here.....
Well to start the new year i'm going to try and be nice too everyone on AB, i don't know how long it will last, but i will start by not wishing you a happy new year.
Here is proof that knobbys nuts do exist And this picture is not for the faint hearted so beware. And be afraid be very very afraid.......... Ok here we go but you have been warned....
.....so that I don't get maudling later. How long did it take any of you lovely peeps to get over a failed relationship. An intense one ? Am right struggling at the moment and would appreciate a bit...
1. Legend to stop posting rubbish. 2. Knobby to have his own themes without sucking up to legend. 3.Monty to buy a dictionary. 4. Bobtheturkey to resume trivia to break the monotony of the pop...
I heard one of my mates was alone for new year's eve, so he's coming over to mine then we're off to my best mate's...anyone wanna take a bet on how long it'll take to get a taxi? lol Oh, and btw, why...
........Happy New Year everyone. I hope you all enjoy seeing the old one out and the new one in tonight and stay safe. Im staying in tonight and having a quiet one which definately suits me just fine...
I emailed the local radio station my telephone number today and the presenter called me up on the air.As im sure you will know i was very well behaved as it was going out live.We chatted a little then...