I'm wanting the new k810i mobile phone but it is not out yet. It is supposed to be out this month. Anyone know where I can find out when it is out? Or can anyone find out for me and let me know :) TIA
I saw a news item about Cheetah the chimp being 75. The reporter said that he went onto do other roles as he did not want to be typecast as Cheetah. Is it me or is this a stupid thing to say for a...
Why not rugleboy. Man at airport lost his wife 15mins before boarding.Another man says, lost mine too, what is your wife like.Ist man,22yrs old blond,blue eyes,5'2",stillettoes,mini skirt,big...
chap on night out gets some coloured and flavoured condoms from vending machine. Says to wife, do you fancy a bit of fun. I'll put one on, you guess the flavour. He goes upstairs, she follows. She...
This isn't reeeeeallly a question. But still: Sky Movies changed todaY!! Movies1 = Sky Premiere Movies 2 = Premiere+1 Movies 3 = Sky Comedy Movies 4 = Sky Action Movies 5 = Sky Family Movies 6 = Sky...
young lad on yts working at undertakers. undertaker says get that young dead girl ready for her parents to see after a motorbike accident.Lad says to undertaker something wrong with girl, she has got...
"I'd like to buy a horth" he says to the owner of the farm. "What sort of horse?" said the owner. "A female horth" the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare. "Nithe horth." says the dwarf, "Can...
in the pub yesterday, me and my mates were trying to think of funny named footballers, very childish i know! i've got david seaman, quim (benfica), julian dicks, neil cox, danny ******, nicky butt,...
me and my mates at work have this bet who are the top five penalty scorers in premiership football history ??? i said shearer henry yorke le tissier and fowler !!!!! am i right ?????? pls pls help
