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who dunnit?

Spain won and i woke up this morning after a very dodgy kebab. Someones shaved off my eyebrows and drawn a hitler moustache and glasses on me with mascara. And theres melted wax on my chest and little...

Ice.Maiden

Pasta's hiding!!!

She is, she is, she really, really is!

4GS

Water, do you KNOW what fishes DO in it?????

They have sex in it and they poo in it!!!!!! Disgusting, that's it, I'm never drinking the stuff again. From now on it's only Gin + Tonic with a slice of lime (or maybe lemon, depends on my mood) for...

zig.zag

tickling trout

has anyone tried this jovial past-time? i have and it paid handsome reward lol nite all

kn0bbynonuts

Lajohn.

Does that mean you dont like me and legend anymore you turncoat. Have you gone over to the darkside of whiffey/newsdick then never mind newsdick posted earlier on here that us apes had a new playmate...

wizard66

alternatives to prison....

what would be a better alternative to prison? It costs so much to keep people locked up so what would be the better alternative? Having been to jail myself I think that a flogging would have been much...

leyenda

you what

you what you what youyou what you what you what what so ???????????????? diddy thsi help the noooooooooooo?

Abdulmajid

For the Irish Turkey

Fantasy England Football team from the last 20 years. 1) Seaman 2) Terry 3) Pallister 4) Pearce 5) G Nevill 6) Gazza 7) Hoddle 8) Gerrard 9) Ince 10) Lineker 11) Fowler Any amendments.

pastafreak

Had a phone call from Leggy....

Could barely hear him for the din of car horns in the background...........the Spanish know how to celebrate!!!

pastafreak

FAO Ice!!

Put your phone on......I have to get off the laptop for a while xx

firewatch

whos had what today?

What did you have for your sunday meal. was it a roast?? left over takeaway? we are having turkey roast with minted potatoes. Im allso cooking a beef curry for tomorrow evening to save time.i wont be...

logic

morning everybody,

Am up and feeling great, a wee bit peckish, would this be a record for a lay in,? from 10.00 AM till .... 17.30.

Newsdesk

Animal welfare.

I see the apes have a new playmate, lajohn can't live without their presence, there's going to be a lot of red raw arses tonight.

Postdog

What am I

I am always green and many despise me for my lack of intelligence. I can see but am blind to one particular thing. I am in your past, and I bet I am in your future to. Any ideas?

leyenda

what is

What is lajohns phone number? Harry i havent seen mention of it. Or is it ex directory? lajohn speak up. "DIDDY THIS HELP YIEEEE THE NOOOOOOOOOOOOO?"

theonlyone

Good afternoon aber's ...

Seems as if this afternoon is going to be as exciting as yesterday ...so very sloooow and boooring ......

harryshaw

must take

lajohns number with me to txt him lata on may phone him not know yet so keep line free baby if you get free txts and phone calss to any landline or other mobiles wen you use so much does this apply to...