My wife, feeling sorry for herself, texted me earlier, saying that she "weighs a ton."
I congratulated her on losing some weight, but she didn't reply....
Guess I got bored with the music I have on my hard disk so I need to get myself some fresh new tracks for my listening pleasure. Was just wondering, where do you guys usually like to download mp3...
Upon arrival, a concerned St Peter met her at the Pearly Gates. 'I'm sorry, 'St Peter said; 'But Heaven is suffering from an overload of godly souls and we have been forced to put up an Entrance Exam....