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Night Out !

Fellow goes out to a nightclub and forgot his tie, so he quickly takes the jump leads out his car and puts them around his neck. He says to the bouncer outside "any chance of getting it?"...
12:21 Sat 23rd Jun 20125 answers, last by jno 09:10 Sat 30th Jun 2012
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Jimmy Carr legal tax avoidance story, what you view folks?

I say good luck to the bloke, if its good for MP'S, MEP'S , Bankers, MOD Sportsmen/women and good old Ken Dodd its fine by me. Only wish I had the brains to figure the system out. Thought it a bit of...
06:52 Thu 21st Jun 201272 answers, last by andy-hughes 20:42 Thu 21st Jun 2012
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What are the best new websites to visit these days?

Somedays we visit the same website day in day out, do you have a website that you can suggest for the rest of us. Small description would help as well.
12:56 Sun 17th Jun 20128 answers, last by santhan 04:49 Wed 25th Jul 2012
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Morning Folks !

What are you up to today ? Nessie TLNM...
07:54 Wed 13th Jun 20121 answer, last by em10 07:58 Wed 13th Jun 2012
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Fillings when at dentist ?

When getting fillings at local NHS dentist will my partner be given infections as loke tooth extractions. It just she surrers with metal health problems and I need to know how to get her it the right...
07:14 Thu 31st May 201215 answers, last by RATTER15 18:12 Thu 31st May 2012
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What is your most favorite sweetie of all time ?

A Flake is mine. Yummmmmy ! Nessie :-p...
07:43 Mon 21st May 201261 answers, last by tonzer55 07:36 Mon 28th May 2012
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Why do some women go over the score with makeup ?

See them with orange faces, spending 90 minutes in bus pruning themselves. They have that must makeup on, if it cracked it would make their backside jealous. "A little power a little paint makes...
12:45 Fri 18th May 20128 answers, last by commoner 14:02 Fri 18th May 2012
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The purrfect joke ?

Old woman goes into her local supermarket where a young girls is serving at the counter, and say's "Can I have 36 tins of cat food please" The girls reply's " You must have a lot of...
12:38 Fri 18th May 20124 answers, last by askyourgran 21:43 Sat 19th May 2012
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Manchester Utd sponsor pulls out of deal ?

Utd were to be sponsored by dog food manufacture next season. But they can't have WINALOT on the front of their shirts ?...
09:13 Tue 15th May 20127 answers, last by Philtaz 11:13 Tue 15th May 2012
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Brooks and her husband charged with phone hacking.

Could not happen to a nicer piece of ***** ?
09:07 Tue 15th May 201233 answers, last by Philtaz 12:15 Tue 15th May 2012
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Will you be buying the new Harry Potter book ?

Jo Rowling is launching a new Harry Porter encyclopedia with all profits going to charity.
07:39 Tue 17th Apr 201229 answers, last by MarkRae 11:15 Tue 17th Apr 2012
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How many Easter eggs have you really eaten ?

Be honest and confess to Nessie ?
08:54 Sun 08th Apr 201224 answers, last by vodkancoke 10:31 Sun 08th Apr 2012
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UK lottery question folks can you help ?

If you get 2 main numbers and the bonus number do you get a tenner, or do you have to get 3 main numbers on your lottery line.
07:49 Thu 05th Apr 20127 answers, last by whiskeryron 11:56 Fri 06th Apr 2012
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Film maker James Cameron reaches the bottom on the sea, the first human to go there alone.

Eight miles down he had to travel, having been there on my holidays one year one knows it's a dive? And you feel the pressure of getting back home ? Lol ! Nessie The loch Ness Monster....
11:24 Mon 26th Mar 20125 answers, last by Haggisdj 07:32 Tue 27th Mar 2012
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The £38 million won by the 12 British bus drivers, whats your view folks?

Typical they wait years for one and and the 12 come all at once ? Lol ! Good luck lads !...
13:15 Tue 20th Mar 201220 answers, last by Meg888 16:10 Tue 20th Mar 2012
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Morning Folks ! What are you up to today ?

I off to Edinburgh in disguise as I don't want to distract the tourists from the Pandas at Edinburgh Zoo. Nessie TLNM...
08:07 Sat 17th Mar 201213 answers, last by ummmm 10:19 Sat 17th Mar 2012
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What is your favorite sandwich fillings ?

Mine is simple - Cooked ham, cheese and onion crisps with tomato sauce on top ? Yummmmmy ! (Try it and see )
08:10 Thu 15th Mar 201241 answers, last by beejay1124 19:59 Thu 15th Mar 2012
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Will or have you bought the new newspaper Sun on Sunday ?

Personally I won't buy it, this rubbish is only suitable for a bin.
10:45 Sun 26th Feb 201224 answers, last by TWR 19:40 Sun 26th Feb 2012
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The perfect job ?

Fellow goes to the jobcentre to look for work and his adviser tells him that there is a job for a assistant gynaecologist in Glasgow. He says "What does the job entail" And his adviser...
10:05 Sun 19th Feb 20122 answers, last by marval 14:14 Sun 19th Feb 2012
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It's a sin !

A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, "I almost had an affair with another woman." The priest said, "What do you mean, almost?" The Irishman said,...
10:03 Sun 19th Feb 20121 answer, last by tonyav 10:05 Sun 19th Feb 2012

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