One day at the rest home, an old man and woman are talking. Out of nowhere the woman says, "I can guess your age." The man doesn't believe her, but tells her to go ahead and try. "Pull down your...
Not sure where to put this, but here goes. Can someone who has been self-employed all his life, but has now become seriously ill, claim benefits? He’s 52 and has paid his National Insurance...
one of our finest comedians (my humble opinion)
there will be a programme profiling his career on bbc2 monday evening at 2100hrs
i have set my machine to record it...
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/currency/10020432/Sir-Winston-Churchill-to-appear-on-new-5-banknote.html The idea seems good but why have we had to wait until 2016, and why include a quote from a...
Old Kenny was killed at work last week. He worked as a Fork Lift Truck driver at the local Chocolate Factory for the past 17 years and was a much loved and well-respected employee. Carrying out his...
I have a pond at work which is being repaired and therefore empty....it's a large pond, approx 50,000 gallons. Now the frogs came down and laid their eggs, which i moved up into the waterfall pools....
Joe is very fond of going to the local brothel, but after his last visit he notices that he has some green lumps growing on his will*e. He frantically dashes off to the doctor's who examines him...
One Sunday morning, Satan appeared before a small town congregation. Everyone started screaming and running for the front church door, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away. Soon,...
Today's game is to come up with song titles and change them so they incorporate an everyday object, such as: Cliff Richard - We Don't Fork Anymore ELO - Comb Over Beethoven Neil Diamond - I Am I Bed...