Wanted to get oh some slippers shop assistant in one store says we only have them at Christmas why do they all think these are seasonal items, Christmas ones have worn out!...
Is there a way to adjust the screen brightness on my Acer Laptop PC model 5920 running on Vista Operating system?. Windows 7 has an adjustment facility in the control panel. Thanks if you can help!
I quite often buy items on ebay, I have a PayPal account which I always use to pay for the items I have purchased however I have a few items that are no longer of use to me and would like to sell them...
Government cut backs have seen a blind fellow having to join the RAF as a parachutist? When asked how he would know when to bend his knees on landing he replied the dog lead will become slack.
Today's game is geographical songs that you have to make up.
For example:
Tom Jones - The Greenwich Greenwich Grass of Home
Led Zepplinn - Stairway to Hebburn
Over to you lot!...
Just popped up the garage to get a sarnie and as I was walking out a woman and her child were going in. Both clad in full PJ's, including dressing gowns! I mean, what could you possibly need from a...
I saw this earlier, it made me smile:
I wish I were a glow worm,
A glow worm's never glum.
'Cause how can you be grumpy,
When the sun shines outta your bum!?!...
We live next door to a bunch of chavs who are unreasonable and we don't speak. One of them runs a business from home and there are cars pulling up at all hours of day and night. We live at the head of...
She will be here for a week and I won't be on here as much as usual. I might be back a bit later today for some crossword help but that's all.
Do you think I will manage without you all?...
Just heard from my friend that Katie Price AKA Jordan has got married today, for the 4th time (??) at her place of work. Er... ?? I can only think of the last two, Peter Andre and Alex Reid. Who was...
Joe's new girlfriend Buttercup .................................................................................... Joe the farmer's wife gave him a plate of grass for his dinner. "What the hell is...