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A Man...

A man is in a sex shop and is shocked to learn how much his wife's vibrators cost. He didn't realise she'd been sitting on a fortune....

crosswordmarple

If You Could Ask For Anyone's Autograph, What Ones Would You Get?

Let's say, your top 10 or 20...or more!

mybutty

Morrisons Tetley Tea Bags

i'm sure i saw about a week ago a advert for morrisons selling 240 tetley tea bags for about £2.90 . but went yesterday and they were £4. does anyone know any special offers on at the moment for...

LochNessMonster

Missing Child - Breaking News.

Police have confirmed they have NOT found the body of Moria Anderson who went missing 50 years ago at Monklands Cemetary.

Ann

Andrew Marr Suffered A Stroke

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2259759/BBC-presenter-Andrew-Marr-seriously-ill-hospital-suffering-stroke-aged-53.html...

mrs_overall

Yes, I am back! Mr O was released from hospital on Xmas Eve and two days later I was taken into hospital. I had an abscess on my bowel, appendicitis and peritonitis. I came home on Tuesday and am now...

McMouse

Political Correctness

A policeman spots a black guy dancing on the roof of a car. He radios for backup, saying... "I've got a darkie dancing on a Volkswagen." "You can't say that over the radio." replies the operator "You...

flobadob

Why Is There A Union Jack On The Logo?

Is it a sign of solidarity with the Belfast rioters, or an unconnected act of patriotism? Is there any main reason. Why can't we have a nice Spring scene for example?

Georgiesmum

Number Of Shoes.

How many pairs of shoes do you own? (This isnt just for the ladies!)...

beeseejay

Transferring Photos From Pc To Cd Dvd/memory Stick

I want to clear my Kodak EasyShare photos by putting them on either CDs DVDs or memory sticks. So far I've done a few but only one by one. I was hoping to do them album by album but not been able to...

netibiza

To All My Ab Friends!

.•)´ I raise a glass (.•´`* to all my friends *.*´¨) and wish you all .•´,•*´¨)¸.•*¨)a very happy ¸.•´¸.•*´¨) and healthy 2013!...

pastafreak

Appliances-Is This The Best Time Of The Year

to buy new ones? Are all the sale prices really good,or just 'come-ons' ?

starone

You Know You Are Living In 2012 When . . .

1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave. 2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. 4. You e-mail the...

TWR

Another Sht Day.

N.W.Lancs, another load of cr@p weather! You?

anneasquith

One For Our Male Abers ?

for our male abers, who live alone, how often do you change your bedlinen ?

LyndaB

Time To Own Up. Who Supports A Rubbish Footy Team?

My team is Bolton Wanderers :-/

Carakeel

Happy Birthday To My Ratter15!

Just wanted to wish my darling ratter15 a Happy Birthday! Love you with all my heart, darling!! XXXXXXXXX

Smowball

How Many Ab'ers Would You Recognise From Just One Sentence Of Writing?

Without them mentioning their name at all? I'll start us off..... I is fed up Take 600mg ibuprofen and monitor the situation... Good morning early birds! You can all name those ones im sure. Carry on!...

Daij

Resizing Pictures.

I have scanned a lot of old photographs originally taken on a kodak instamatic. I have them in a folder in JPEG format. When I view them they are about 3 inches square on the screen with a large A4...

waterboatman

Good Morning Early Birds!

Good morning early birds! Gosh! I've been informed of sqad's thread. I'm blushing now and don't know what to say. Thank you everyone. It's nice to be appreciated. Many abers were there for me when my...

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