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why can't mornings

start at about 11.30, and give us time to wake up, and feel at peace with everybody, instead of getting up early at 8.30 and feeling nasty and taking everybody's head off, It just isn't natural to...
10:14 Wed 18th Jun 200814 answers, last by logic 18:44 Wed 18th Jun 2008
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what song

contained the line, And it does me good like it blooddy well should
21:20 Mon 16th Jun 200818 answers, last by logic 21:52 Mon 16th Jun 2008
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an irish love story

An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs. He gathered his remaining strength,...
21:13 Thu 12th Jun 200812 answers, last by logic 22:08 Thu 12th Jun 2008
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Is this really how man was made ?

After three weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve, "So, how is everything going?" inquired God. "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sun rises and sunsets are breathtaking,...
18:30 Wed 11th Jun 200810 answers, last by funnygirl 21:20 Wed 11th Jun 2008
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not so nice, if youre blonde.

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. > He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. > > After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter,...
11:08 Wed 11th Jun 20086 answers, last by Dr-Legend 12:21 Wed 11th Jun 2008
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Iv'e been sat here

since 6.30, wondering whether I should or shouldn't, iv'e just about made my mind up now, and i think I will. Or have i left it too late, ?
07:54 Wed 11th Jun 200828 answers, last by funnygirl 09:44 Wed 11th Jun 2008
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why doesn't

somebody start a new thread ?
13:07 Mon 09th Jun 200870 answers, last by logic 15:42 Mon 09th Jun 2008
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would you say my action would be O T T ?

just over a year ago I redesigned my front garden, basicaly to reduce the labour involved with it, and make it more decorative, It is now a japanese theme sort of design, but the ground is covered...
12:04 Sat 31st May 200818 answers, last by sleepy1 18:01 Sat 31st May 2008
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end of month, is it payday for office workers /

and if it is, do you feel just a little bit guilty, getting paid for sitting on here for 75% of the time that you are getting paid for, ? because in a way it's theft, getting money under false...
16:21 Fri 30th May 200812 answers, last by bensmum 20:15 Fri 30th May 2008
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how's this done ?

dont watch if your'e squeamish. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW59KrDIYfo
12:13 Fri 30th May 200821 answers, last by logic 12:53 Fri 30th May 2008
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ma na ma na

can any body remember the rest of the words to this muppet song?
08:42 Fri 30th May 20089 answers, last by logic 09:10 Fri 30th May 2008
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funnygirl

Iff you let me know wich jokes you havent heard, I'll post them for you. :-) pete.
21:25 Tue 27th May 20081 answer, last by funnygirl 22:08 Tue 27th May 2008
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sex in the dark

There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She...
20:21 Tue 27th May 20089 answers, last by funnygirl 21:19 Tue 27th May 2008
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wheres the oil ?

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in the United Kingdom . ~~~ Well, there's a very simple answer. ~~~ Nobody bothered to check the oil. ~~~ We just didn't know...
13:58 Fri 23rd May 20084 answers, last by DarkMajes71c 14:25 Fri 23rd May 2008
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one for whiffey

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. "Mommy, where do babies come from?" The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, "Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall...
21:04 Thu 22nd May 20082 answers, last by johebe6069 20:30 Thu 21st Mar 2024
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it's against my principles to post things like this, but here goes.

> THE SILENT TREATMENT > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were > giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized > that the next day, he would...
11:41 Thu 22nd May 20088 answers, last by SKA 12:58 Thu 22nd May 2008
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Another blonde joke whiffey.

A blonde removes her panties and sits in the dentists chair with her legs sread wide appart, Dentist says ,I'm a dentist, not a gynaecologist, Blonde says Iknow that, just take my husbands teeth out.
20:12 Wed 21st May 200822 answers, last by col craddock 20:48 Wed 21st May 2008
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Dent repair

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to was take it home...
18:55 Wed 21st May 20083 answers, last by logic 19:11 Wed 21st May 2008
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premature ejaculation

Chap goes to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation, Doctor says, get a starting pistol and give yourself a bit of a fright just before cumming, and that should slow things down a bit for...
20:11 Tue 20th May 200847 answers, last by whiffey 21:03 Tue 20th May 2008

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