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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it. When she...
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If so I would like to use the word, vindictive, what does it mean, how does it affect you, Please be precise, typo's not accepted.
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Would any one like a beer and a peice of my cake, ?
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stand the exitement on here today, i think i'll go into the garage and have a rve up with a few spanners and things. I might even switch the bench grinder on ,just for devilment.
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Where all the ABers are now, I for instance can visualise dozens of people sat staring at the three threads that have been posted so far this morning, and can't be bothered to type anything, Just sat...
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soooo quiet on here has everybody been banned, ?
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think that will be about five o clock.
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I will come back when there are some intelligent life foms posting on here,
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I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up...
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Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university. Q: What is the most...
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use skype, I was just talking to codgers ( my daughter )on here just now while she was typing her replies and thinking how convenient, to be able to say sarcastic things about her on here, and at the...
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If the rubber bulb used for priming (bleeding ) a diesel engine fuel system has a none return valve in it, The reason i ask is that on mine, rover 620 it will not pump and go sollid, as some people...
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me ,I'm just going to do my brekky, which will be 4 bacon rashers, two fried eggs, tomato sausage, muhrooms, and fried bread, and Heinz weight watcher beanz, and black pudding ,
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I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q hardware at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron...
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When 3ighty was a 3-year-old boy he examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.
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Thick white bread with loads of butter four rashers of bacon, two eggs fat dripping down me arm, Luvly what are you having, ?
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Will you stop calling me old, ? dirty is good, man is good, But old is iffy.

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