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some thing a little more light hearted

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse And tries to write with it. When she...
09:31 Fri 25th Apr 200839 answers, last by funnygirl 11:12 Fri 25th Apr 2008
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am I allowed to post a word for today ?

If so I would like to use the word, vindictive, what does it mean, how does it affect you, Please be precise, typo's not accepted.
09:39 Thu 24th Apr 200815 answers, last by logic 10:33 Thu 24th Apr 2008
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I'm just having a snack

Would any one like a beer and a peice of my cake, ?
21:00 Wed 23rd Apr 200819 answers, last by logic 22:03 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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OMG I can't

stand the exitement on here today, i think i'll go into the garage and have a rve up with a few spanners and things. I might even switch the bench grinder on ,just for devilment.
08:56 Wed 23rd Apr 200827 answers, last by 4getmenot 10:17 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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does anybody else imagine

Where all the ABers are now, I for instance can visualise dozens of people sat staring at the three threads that have been posted so far this morning, and can't be bothered to type anything, Just sat...
08:47 Wed 23rd Apr 20081 answer, last by funnygirl 09:21 Wed 23rd Apr 2008
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why is it

soooo quiet on here has everybody been banned, ?
19:09 Mon 21st Apr 200849 answers, last by tastymorsel 22:24 Mon 21st Apr 2008
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I would

think that will be about five o clock.
09:16 Mon 21st Apr 20081 answer, last by i.am.Iegend 09:18 Mon 21st Apr 2008
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I am going for breakfast now

I will come back when there are some intelligent life foms posting on here,
09:14 Mon 21st Apr 20087 answers, last by funnygirl 10:31 Mon 21st Apr 2008
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Good morning

I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up earlier, I really must get up...
08:31 Mon 21st Apr 200812 answers, last by i.am.Iegend 10:14 Mon 21st Apr 2008
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pregnancy questions and answers

Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes university. Q: What is the most...
18:49 Sun 20th Apr 20085 answers, last by haysi06 19:13 Sun 20th Apr 2008
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how many of you

use skype, I was just talking to codgers ( my daughter )on here just now while she was typing her replies and thinking how convenient, to be able to say sarcastic things about her on here, and at the...
19:57 Fri 18th Apr 200832 answers, last by codgers'kid 21:07 Fri 18th Apr 2008
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does any one know

If the rubber bulb used for priming (bleeding ) a diesel engine fuel system has a none return valve in it, The reason i ask is that on mine, rover 620 it will not pump and go sollid, as some people...
11:57 Fri 18th Apr 20085 answers, last by logic 17:06 Fri 18th Apr 2008
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any one want to join

me ,I'm just going to do my brekky, which will be 4 bacon rashers, two fried eggs, tomato sausage, muhrooms, and fried bread, and Heinz weight watcher beanz, and black pudding ,
09:57 Fri 18th Apr 200819 answers, last by logic 12:48 Fri 18th Apr 2008
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warning potential scam

I'm not usually one for posting warnings about potential scams but I had a close call yesterday. I walked into B&Q hardware at lunchtime and some old guy dressed in a black shirt with an orange apron...
20:43 Thu 17th Apr 200845 answers, last by helliebobs 21:55 Thu 17th Apr 2008
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hmmm

: -)
16:21 Wed 16th Apr 200813 answers, last by logic 18:07 Wed 16th Apr 2008
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A little bit of 3ightyballs history,

When 3ighty was a 3-year-old boy he examined his testicles while taking a bath. 'Mom', he asked, 'Are these my brains?' 'Not yet,' she replied.
12:20 Tue 15th Apr 20084 answers, last by funnygirl 14:01 Tue 15th Apr 2008
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Bacon and egg sarnies

Thick white bread with loads of butter four rashers of bacon, two eggs fat dripping down me arm, Luvly what are you having, ?
09:10 Fri 11th Apr 200852 answers, last by dustypuss 16:00 Fri 11th Apr 2008
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night everybody

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
21:05 Thu 10th Apr 200818 answers, last by helliebobs 22:23 Thu 10th Apr 2008
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funnygirl,

Will you stop calling me old, ? dirty is good, man is good, But old is iffy.
14:11 Thu 10th Apr 200820 answers, last by leelapops 15:18 Thu 10th Apr 2008

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