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missus just come home and caught me wasting time on here.

sussed. Rebuked. Nagged. cussed. rollocked. Byeeeee.
13:52 Wed 09th Apr 20085 answers, last by Psychick 15:47 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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the story of logic

Two rednecks decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead. The first went in to see the counselor, who told him to take math, history, and logic....
13:25 Wed 09th Apr 200810 answers, last by 3ight8ball 13:43 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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I'm bored now

Think I'll have a bacon butty, then i'll hoover up Might get a blue peter badge when mrs loggy comes home.
12:16 Wed 09th Apr 200811 answers, last by 3ight8ball 14:38 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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what's the word for today leg

Well still waitin.
11:19 Wed 09th Apr 20089 answers, last by legend758 12:16 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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funnygirl

can you recieve pm on sportbank where you are now ?
10:47 Wed 09th Apr 20089 answers, last by logic 11:37 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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spiced up sex life

A woman decided to spice up her sex life, so she bought some crochless knickers, One evening she sat on the settee facing her husband, with her legs wide open, Husband looks at his wife and says, are...
09:47 Wed 09th Apr 20081 answer, last by funnygirl 14:08 Thu 10th Apr 2008
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Does anybody care

That i'm still poorly with man flu ?
21:31 Tue 08th Apr 200847 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 02:45 Wed 09th Apr 2008
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Does anybody feel sorry for me.

because I think iv'e got man flu, and as you all know, it doesn't come much worse than that.
12:07 Tue 08th Apr 200823 answers, last by lil123 15:35 Tue 08th Apr 2008
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off to bed now, do think that it's ok

To eat cake before going to bed. Or is it bad for you ?
21:17 Mon 07th Apr 200818 answers, last by Ice.Maiden 23:53 Mon 07th Apr 2008
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what's happened to doc spock

Any body seen owt of him lately ?
13:22 Fri 04th Apr 200810 answers, last by logic 15:26 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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Legend, you wanted to know why I did'nt answer you.

Whilst having breakfast this morning, I noticed a suspicious looking chap getting into a neighbours car, and drive off, I immediately sprang into action, ran up to the shed and got my mountain bike...
10:46 Fri 04th Apr 200818 answers, last by PatriciaH 12:37 Fri 04th Apr 2008
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Can you film it leggy

Hey leg just been reading your correspondence with err, Hattie, If by any chance you two do meet up and bonk on the beetch, can you photograph it for me , as Mitchelin are looking for some promotional...
12:05 Wed 02nd Apr 200831 answers, last by legend758 15:45 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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Mornin.

:-(
07:46 Wed 02nd Apr 200822 answers, last by logic 09:00 Wed 02nd Apr 2008
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grrrrr,

i feel really grumpy today,
10:29 Tue 01st Apr 200813 answers, last by funnygirl 10:49 Tue 01st Apr 2008
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hey knobby

Is this your kangaroo ? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36tBS6dXo-U
13:43 Mon 31st Mar 20082 answers, last by harryshaw 14:03 Mon 31st Mar 2008
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F A O funnygirl

Q: What's the position to make ugly babies? A: Ask your parents
23:12 Fri 28th Mar 20082 answers, last by weeal 23:15 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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blonde with a gun

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair. so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a...
23:02 Fri 28th Mar 200810 answers, last by gen2 23:56 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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bad news

Doctor: I have good news and bad news. Patient: Go with the good news first. Doctor: You have 24 hours to live. Patient: What!?! How about the bad news? Doctor: Um... I forgot to tell you yesterday
22:40 Fri 28th Mar 200819 answers, last by logic 23:04 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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It's friday again.

And it's a bloody miserable one athat, windy, cold wet, And it's still early, i can't stand the damn rotten mornings, And the wifes gone to work all cheerful and singing, there ought to be a law...
09:03 Fri 28th Mar 200827 answers, last by logic 09:55 Fri 28th Mar 2008
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hooray

They have just let me out of the dunjun.
11:22 Wed 26th Mar 200819 answers, last by logic 12:11 Wed 26th Mar 2008

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