Reading about the two, err no, three plump ladies yearning for cakes earlier, got me thinking about one, SO Iv'e been to the CO-OP on the corner, and i found a fresh cream strawberry gataux, and a...
It's Saturday morning and Bob's just about to set off on a round of golf, when he realizes that he forgot to tell his wife that the guy who fixes the washing machine is coming around at noon. So Bob...
A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to one of those big "everything under one roof" stores looking for a job. The manager asked, "Do you have any sales experience?" The kid said,...
A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly...
RyanAir aircraft, in trouble approaching Manchester airport. Pilot radio's control tower for help. Shrove Tuesday?Easter Monday?Good Friday. Controller replies, Paddy the word you're looking for is...
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3.. Anaesthetist 4. Cinnamon 5. Chrysanthemum THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2....
Or is this a night for serious intelectuals,? the reason i ask this, is that I cant seem to understand what anybody is talking about, Hope you can help Leg, 4FS. PS, i'm sober.
Can anyone give me any info on the visa, or tourist card, which i have been told is neccessary to visit cuba, I,e do I have to apply for one,? Will it come with my flight tickets? Or do i get it at...
When I used to be enjoying myself at this time of a friday night, FER GODS SAKE there must be something better to do, than sit staring at a bluddy monitor, hoping that somebody will post something...
