A lady in the local Co-Op asked me this afternoon if I would like to do a Bombay shuffle with her, I said yeah, but I'm not much of a dancer, (wrong answer )as everybody creased up, So what is a...
And what a beautiful day it is too, In fact it's a very nice day for being nice to everybody which has now become my norm, In fact I think i may take a walk down town and see if I can carry any...
> A cop was on his horse waiting to cross the street, when a cute little > girl on her new shiny bike stopped > beside him. > > 'Nice bike,' the cop said. 'Did Santa bring it to you?'...
well it's day nine of being innoffensive, and being reasonably tempeant, WELL WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE SHOW< SO FAR> Honest answers only please, Sarcas'm from certain people will be totally...
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb96/knobby nonuts/DSCF0908.jpg ♫ Young man, ♫ there's no need to feel down. ♫ ♫ I said, young man, pick yourself off ♪the ground. I...
Well it's day two of me getting up early and being nice to everybody, As you can see my time is getting better,,,,room for improvement I know, But I am really proud of my efforts yesterday, I was'nt...
Today is my first day of getting up early, and being nice to everybody, ok i've overlayed a little bit this morning, but i will improve, So I hope each and every one of you has a good day.
That if i stop being offensive, and change my attitude a little bit, and get up earlier in a morning, with a cheerful happygo lucky outlook, And be polite and cheerful to everybody on here, And not...
Some barstewards just got me out of bed to offer me a better deal on my home insurance, How annoying can these bas*Ards be, aaaaaargghh I'll never get a good nights kip at this rate, is it illegal to...
