Paddy is driving his Land rover with a horsebox on tow down the motorway, when he is pulled over by the police, Where are you going,? Asks the first officer, I'm taking these horses to ascot, says...
Have a lie in some time, the Blooody bin men have just woke me up from a lovely dream I was having, But I woke up with such a start that iv'e forgot what it was about now, Blooody stupid council...
Have to cook my own breakfast,? you would think the wife would have the decency to do it, and bring it to me in bed before she went to work, wouldn't you? bah ....Grrrrrr, ahh sod it I'll go and kick...
that describes a traffic warden, (one word only ) we had our flu vac day today at our med centre, long queue, car park full, so severall cars were parked on double yellows on the side road, two...
It was entertainment night at the old people's home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement...
Every body keep saying good morning, ? Cos, it sn't good, it's cold, it's windy, it's early, too early, and how can any body give a toss at this time a night,? I wanna go back ter bed, but ive had a...
for posting blonde jokes, as blonde jokes allways refer to female blondes, I have been meditating on this for several weeks now, and have come to the conclusion, that this is very unfair to single out...
