Hear the one about the Scotsman, the Irishman, and the two Englishmen who wanted to play a game of golf? Sorry, it's only funny ( or embarrassing ) if you're an English person.
i was going to send the wife flowers to cheer her up after my weekend with lads. the thing is she'll think i've been up to somefun as she assiciates flowers with guilt, so what could i send her...
I'm an old user coming back online. It helped me before and I need the help now. I'm a bit lonely and need a bit of a boost. Is it wrong to ask for help from strangers? Or old friends you let down?...
just wondering if you could help with a problem I'm having with my inflatable doll Lucy, Every time i start bouncing on her her nose starts running, What could be wrong ?
Apparently there is a new vibrator that does what women ask it to do, it has nine functions from fast to slow, but no word yet if it will take the bins out!!!!
Now who in there right minds would fish for flys apart from J.R. hartly. And another thing why is fly tipping not allowed I am sure if a fly gives you good service then you would want to tip it. Feel...
Can anybody explain to me why Hebden Bridge in Yorks has more lezzas per head than even Brighton? Are there any sociological reasons for such a demographic?
The world expert on European wasps and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local town. As he passes by the record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - Wasps of...