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col craddock

Ex army sergeant now a doorman..................

at an exclusive London gentleman only club.One day a Roller draws up to the door ,he opens the door and out steps an elderley moustachiod gent and says to the doorman.... I recognise you, I was your...
22:10 Tue 20th May 200813 answers, last by nescio 12:27 Sun 17th Aug 2008
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codgers'kid

logic

got any blonde jokes?
21:35 Thu 22nd May 200815 answers, last by weeal 23:01 Thu 22nd May 2008
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noknowledge

in denial

is Whiffy in denail?
21:47 Thu 22nd May 200817 answers, last by babybow 02:05 Fri 23rd May 2008
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joggerjayne

Top off ...

Driving around on a warm day like this, what's your preference? Air conditioning and cold air? Windows open and fresh air? Top off and wind in your (h)air?
12:43 Thu 22nd May 200828 answers, last by Aprilis 17:51 Thu 22nd May 2008
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logic

it's against my principles to post things like this, but here goes.

> THE SILENT TREATMENT > A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were > giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized > that the next day, he would...
12:41 Thu 22nd May 20088 answers, last by SKA 13:58 Thu 22nd May 2008
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noknowledge

warning!!

clicking on this question title, will seriously waste a little of your time!
12:11 Thu 22nd May 200814 answers, last by noknowledge 18:54 Wed 02nd Jul 2008
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logic

Another blonde joke whiffey.

A blonde removes her panties and sits in the dentists chair with her legs sread wide appart, Dentist says ,I'm a dentist, not a gynaecologist, Blonde says Iknow that, just take my husbands teeth out.
21:12 Wed 21st May 200822 answers, last by col craddock 21:48 Wed 21st May 2008
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whiffey

Blonde at the dentist

A blonde sits in the dentist chair, dentist pokes around, scrapes a few teeth, and says "this one needs filling". Blonde says "how do you know?" Dentist says "because I am a dentist and you are not"....
20:47 Wed 21st May 200814 answers, last by figure 21:18 Wed 21st May 2008
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dustypuss

:-)

:-)
20:05 Wed 21st May 200836 answers, last by skyep 20:57 Wed 21st May 2008
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logic

Dent repair

A blonde got a dent in her car and took it in to the repair shop. The repairman, noticing that the woman was a blonde, decided to have a wee bit of fun. So he told her all she had to was take it home...
19:55 Wed 21st May 20083 answers, last by logic 20:11 Wed 21st May 2008
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4GS

Women can multi task

Is that because they can't prioritise?
17:52 Wed 21st May 200832 answers, last by skyep 19:25 Wed 21st May 2008
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Jillius

Do you remember when.............?

Do you remember when you used to go to get petrol and a pump attendant came out and filled your car up for you ? I used to get my Suzuki 50 filled up for 75p and it would last me all week.
15:37 Wed 21st May 200830 answers, last by noknowledge 19:47 Wed 21st May 2008
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Zammo

Fill Me In!!!

What is your favourite sandwich filling?
16:15 Wed 21st May 200836 answers, last by imhotep 21:44 Wed 21st May 2008
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Doc_Spock

Chicken hurt in film Papillon

Watched this film on DVD and I am sure a chicken is badly injured when a soldier falls on it. What do you think ? I thought this type of thing was not allowed in film making....
10:24 Wed 21st May 2008101 answers, last by XkirstiX 14:03 Sat 21st Jun 2008
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Rtaxron

NOW, This is really taking the PEE?

After serving a prison sentence for Benefit Fraud, this bloke was appointed The New Mayor of Peterborough last night!!! And his name IS. LOL, LOL, LOL,: Councillor GUL NAWAZ. surprise surprise? You...
01:42 Wed 21st May 200812 answers, last by RAGGY ROMAN 15:11 Wed 21st May 2008
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RoaldoM

Recurring dream

Morning all. Just woken up and i've had another of my reccuring dreams where I'm 'making love' to the blond one out of ABBA. Can anyone help? It wouldn't be so bad if it was his Mrs!
08:43 Wed 21st May 20087 answers, last by Jillius 09:53 Wed 21st May 2008
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bensmum

Good morning

My turn to start the day then is is? How is everyone - bit grey & cold here but promising to be sunny later. I would have loved to stay asleep for a while longer today but the cat had other ideas!
07:16 Wed 21st May 200817 answers, last by Lakitu 10:08 Wed 21st May 2008
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chappie

What is your favourite ........

......... holiday destination?
22:22 Tue 20th May 20086 answers, last by Sonak 23:36 Tue 20th May 2008
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chappie

What is the worst .........

.......... pain you have ever suffered?
22:24 Tue 20th May 200843 answers, last by andy-hughes 10:27 Wed 21st May 2008
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logic

premature ejaculation

Chap goes to the doctor complaining of premature ejaculation, Doctor says, get a starting pistol and give yourself a bit of a fright just before cumming, and that should slow things down a bit for...
21:11 Tue 20th May 200847 answers, last by whiffey 22:03 Tue 20th May 2008

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