Meaning somebody who is not quite all there and works in a sex shop in the reef and likes southern comfort and is going to mallorca in may to get me a stripper in a nurses uniform. Give you a clue...
I am leaving now. I am going to asdas to get sunday roast and collect my 800 grand lottery winnings. I bet you will all want to talk to me when I come back a rich man. Well sorry it will be to late...
i have been offered a job in cylon , it involves being in charge of a tea plantation the problem is i dont drink tea , and the island is egg shaped and i dont eat eggs , i can take five with me to...
my 4 year old has said he is leaving home! :-(((( He wants to leave cause he thinks everybody is horrible lol probably cause i just told him off for squealing. He has packed his case (well, hes put a...
Whos's responsibility is it to repair a storm damaged fence? The fence(s) run the length of the front and back garden between adjoining semi-detached houses. My boyfriend is the owner of the left hand...
I am talkng the truth now has boo got the right to think that she is the AB police on here So just what does the stupid old trout think that she can try to say to anybody on here that you cant say...
You know all these ads we get on here (well at least they are not pop up yet) and god forgive us if they become that as we will all have to enable our cookies wont we and I know that the ads is what...
RyanAir aircraft, in trouble approaching Manchester airport. Pilot radio's control tower for help. Shrove Tuesday?Easter Monday?Good Friday. Controller replies, Paddy the word you're looking for is...
of leg and knobby with their holiday masks on. I need it for an animated cartoon project which I shall put on youtube when completed. Thank you in advance for your very kind co-operation.
with someone who is not available and who I have no rights to. The pain is indescribable and is destroying me. Don't deserve sympathy ,I know that but would value the advice of anyone who's been in...
As this is po quiz 144 does that make it gross? Are you reading this and thinking " why the fk am i reading this ?" Highly underated liverpool band , they lived the dream? Why are scottish people...
And that includes you as well logic. WAKEY WAKEY. What a nice day for getting your tickling stick out. What a nice day for wearing me new arsenal shirt that I got for me birthday to watch them...
Do you like crispy duck ? Ever run down the street naked? Ever dranbk straight vodka and humped a stranger of the opposite sex? Ever wonder what youd do if you werent on here reading this ?
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3.. Anaesthetist 4. Cinnamon 5. Chrysanthemum THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK: 1. Specificity 2....
just saw a post regarding hangover cures and it got me wondering... in this boozy culture it seems that some people go out on a friday night with the sole intention of getting completely hammered! Do...
Or is this a night for serious intelectuals,? the reason i ask this, is that I cant seem to understand what anybody is talking about, Hope you can help Leg, 4FS. PS, i'm sober.