Went to Lytham, took packed lunch. Did the charity shops and bought fishing jacket. Drove along Blackpool prom to Cleveleys, bought some maggotts, went fishing and caught 6 lb carp. Driving past Noth...
Not a red rose or a satin heart - I give you an onion. It is a moon wrapped in brown paper. It promises light... like the careful undressing of a lover. It will blind you with tears, like a lover. And...
.. & finds too late that men betray. What charm can soothe her melancholy? What art can wash her guilt away? the only art her guilt to cover, to hide her shame from every eye, to give repentence...
I might make it permanent again cos every time I come here al I see are jokes. What is the point of having a jokes section if they are all going to be posted here?
Good Morning All, I hope you are well today. Question Time Was exciting last night wasn't it? I wish Jack straw had given some shorter answers though - didn't he know how long the programme was?...
We don't want just jokes here all the time do we?
Can't we all agree on a selected time to let 'rip' with the funnies
not everyone wants to see jokes all of the time, do they?...
A Cockney ventriloquist visiting Wales walks into a small village and sees a local sitting on his veranda patting his dog. He figures he'll have a little fun, so he says to Taff 'G'day, mind if I talk...
It appears he is being castigated for calling Gurkhas mercionaries. Well, that is what they were. Poor people who, for money, fought with us under contract. They were never promised British...
Dear All,
The New logo is up!
I hope you like it, I think the orange fits well with the AnswerBank colour scheme.
Feedback welcome!
All the best,
Spare Ed...
How come when your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, All her female friends rub her tummy and say congratulations ! But none of them rub your cock and say well done ?
Evening All. I hope you are all well this grey and miserable morning. Five things of note: 1. The Evening Editor is definitely real - and no, the evening editor is not Dot! 2. We should have a New...